mikey

professional asshole and knower of things | whichever way you assume my gender, you’re right | 21+

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@evony_s don’t care didn’t ask

[Michael @ATrapter]

every politics tweet on here now is like "trump signs executive order shutting down electrical grid" and all the replies under it are just thank you jesus we have prayed for this

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@libertasmaximus @KGriffinRocks @JDVance and YOU have a long four years of FAFO! good luck, and whatever happens, we told you so! 😚

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@SomeoneWhoIsntI @billifer1973 @JTEWriting @chefdegriddle wait wtf?? that’s horrible

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@christie3371 @TheFactsMaster @KCDefender THEY SHOT AND KILLED A FUCKING BABY.

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@pattyisright @0liviajulianna most planned parenthood centers actually DON’T offer abortions anymore. like they’re just for OBGYN visits.

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@TENTornado @HayStinchfield @noselfcontrol22 @EmberOnAlt @esjesjesj @CantEverDie trans people can’t be strong enough to “groom all the kids”/“corrupt society” but also weak enough to not be “that important to genocide”. that is textbook fascist ideology. though i’m sure you’ll bitch and moan about “libtards” calling everything fascist anyway

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@7brsofchoc @tweetsandboobs ohh i think i read your comment wrong, i’m sorry 😭 ty for explaining!! 🩷

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@7brsofchoc @tweetsandboobs nobody said that wasn’t true?? some people grow out of it and some people don’t.

[sophia @charliyuri]

here’s the full interview and to everyone saying that it’s crazy for that gynecologist to deny her diagnosis like that, I agree. sadly it’s a common experience for women and esp woc

https://t.co/tZLHWwqFLC

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

she was told she couldn’t.. have pcos.. because she was *only* 27….???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[sophia @charliyuri]

oh wow so florence pugh got diagnosed with pcos and endometriosis by a gynecologist in america and then she want back to her gynecologist in london and that gynecologist told flo that she couldn’t possibly have pcos bc she was only 27 and that she was making it up basically

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@TPBlue4 @atrupar when in doubt

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@Bobbythirdway @barstoolswe @Gibbs6797 @nikicaga also i’m not sure if you read it or just saw the title and shrieked, but they’re talking about abolishing whiteness as a social class, not “people who have light skin”. it’s literally mentioned verbatim that they’re talking about capital w Whiteness, not white PEOPLE.

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@Bobbythirdway @barstoolswe @Gibbs6797 @nikicaga this article can legally drink and buy cigarettes bro

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@m0thpiss even the doctors were like “i’ve never heard of that but whatever” i still get kinda irritated when i think about it. how was i 13 and having to fight 3 separate adults to get a proper diagnosis. i live in my fucking body! i know what’s going on in there! ugh

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@m0thpiss i successfully self-dx’d myself with an incredibly rare autoimmune disorder at 13. nobody believed me, i had to argue with my mom at the damn office to get tested and then was actually properly diagnosed 🧍 self-dx is incredibly helpful. not sure i’d be alive if i didn’t know

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@larrybirdfan04 @jws201812 @TehWonderkitty @_celia_bedelia_ women who want kids are having them. lots of them! women i graduated with already have 2-3 kids and we’re all only 22-23 lol. you’re manufacturing a crisis that doesn’t exist, or even affect you if it did.

[mikey @NGELSPlT]

@larrybirdfan04 @jws201812 @TehWonderkitty @_celia_bedelia_ women don’t fear childlessness because there is little to fear. you mean i get to have peace and quiet for the rest of my life? i get to be selfish and don’t have to walk on eggshells or lose my sanity defending my personal parenting choices or have a baby vomit or shit on me?