cecil.

If you lived here, you'd be dead by now.

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MY KEYBOARD SWITCHED IN EXCITEMENT.

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EMERYSON!!!!!

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Remember! The great lakes are alive, and they're hungry!

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Have a panic attack. You've earned it.

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

Don't be afraid if the sun goes completely dark today. That's just an omen.

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Well, readers, trusted followers... I've hit a major sleep-block. Or, I have for a long time now. I don't know whether to tell him that the nightmares haven't stopped. To tell him I'm not sure what's real anymore..

[. @2th34rchive]

i love killing

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

There is a ghost in your home, and it loves you. It gazes longingly from the doorway, yearning to know what you're thinking. When you walk through it, the ghost recalls your warmest memories and most recent thoughts. The ghost in your home loves you.

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Fox news commentator, furrowed brow, scowling into camera: beans are woke now. The hair on cornstalks are coming in blue. Everything is a pronoun.

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

What a pleasant sale! Let's get these ladies a good home!

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Short horror (?) story in three words: A man dies.

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

I live life according to the golden rule. ("The first meal you eat each day is breakfast no matter what time it is.") Breakfast is what you make of it!

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If you're worried about being alone on Valentines day, just remember the copious amounts of surveillance, cameras, and secret police that are always around you.

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

actions, rules, and so on, must always be followed to a T. This includes leaving community boards / group messages.

Thank you for your consideration, and remember: #TogetherForever💜!

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

Notice to all NIGHTVALE COMMUNITY MEMBERS;

If they notice you have left the groupchat, they will assume that you've made some sort of mistake amd they'll re-add and reinstate you.

If you persist with these mistakes, they will persist with their corrections.

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

Be warned that leaving the actual group seriously isn't an option and is not open for any further discussion or complaints at this time.

They don't trust you not to do something nefarious with our secrets, and as a fairly protective community who strives to protect each other,

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Ohh.. Keep it safe out there, all!!

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Garbage collectors are all over the city today. Hide your garbage & yourselves. Minimize noise & movement. Do not cry.

[cecil. @NGHTVLE]

Yes!

[CECIL 🦄 @WHATHENIGHTVALE]

Wow, really!! 😊