Nicole Seifert

My philosophy in life is that each step we take strengthens us, each path we travel creates experiences that continue to evolve us and the people around us.

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

Trigger warning DV, death on an unborn baby.
Don’t fight back or argue with anyone, because if they hurt you and your unborn baby dies you’ll be grieving for the loss in jail, while being charged for manslaughter. WTF America!
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[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

#datenight #poetryreading @belongingmag with akka_ballenger_constantin and then continued on to kittyflanagan with seyderhelm #beautifulfriends https://t.co/MD9b1y1Dsg

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#secreteadmirer 😍🥰 I feel so special. I’ve been rushing around being #dancemum today, totally exhausted and I had 1 hour to turn this #mombie into a somewhat presentable human being for my #datenight with my awesome… https://t.co/4M7gyaJwvJ

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

For #sanity not #vanity #botox #treatment for #migraines if this works it means relying on less or no #Ketamine which is the only #painrelief that allows me to function without horrible #sideeffects plus I’m over my… https://t.co/eK3FRv6ykQ

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

#gatsbyparty on the #pandopacificexplorer #gatsby https://t.co/UQKYPTELDN

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

This cruise is destined to remain docked. Engine issues and now a sick guest.
“Look kids White Bay!”

Lucky I got to see Tom Gleeson and Dave Hughes early shows.
Not really related, I just wanted to brag.… https://t.co/iQ5BxU299K

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

#comedy is #therapy not a #paddedcell 3 night #pandopacificexplorer #comedycruise with a fantastic line up. @ PnO Cruises https://t.co/klHhM8x46B

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Pre show meeting. @BonkerzComedy starbarsydney #risingstar #sydneycomedy #sydney #comedy https://t.co/5hnxRzTLQj

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

Missed my debut at @BonkerzComedy starbarsydney last month you can catch me there this Friday night 7th June from 7:30 tickets are limited, link is in my bio #sydney #comedy #risingstar #selfpromotion… https://t.co/4sI2SP8ezl

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

The life of a dance mum.
Lady J not complying with dance, her concert is in 21 days. At class she is all over the shop, it’s her turn to do her solo. I cringe and say under my breath “she’ll probably break out a… https://t.co/Cx4udS1MEf

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

Looking forward to seeing an awesome #comedy line up at beyond.q.bookshop including Sue Stanic, Cy Fahey, Tom Gibson, and christineryancomedy who took out Best Newcomer at #sydneycomedyfestival https://t.co/F7AWtklAEZ

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

Lady J selected the bedtime movie #whoyougonnacall Child Protective Services, that’s who #ghostbusters https://t.co/Jhw6HblaWi

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I was #online #researching #treatment for an #uptight #twat #twat being my #vagina and not my #personality though these days they go hand, in hand. @ The Boardwalk Bar & Nightclub https://t.co/wvt5vnQf1w

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

First #openmic #comedy since I got back from #sydney I was super excited to get up and test out my refined #set on my local #canberra audience at boardwalkbarnightclub #belconnen and what do I get a #migraine yep… https://t.co/KNhOWqrkmT

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

My #office for the day. #editing #comedyset three nights before my 5 minute set starbarsydney #openofficespace #standupcomedy #sydney #royalbotanicgardenssydney @ The Royal Botanic Garden, Sydney https://t.co/Yzw5kfexDl

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

My #home and my #family for the next week. @BonkerzComedy starbarsydney #comediansintraining #risingstars come see us Thursday night. Link for tickets in bio. #sydney #show we will only be unknown for a short time.… https://t.co/eFPO5DGZkZ

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

I’m sure not having a happy Mother’s Day Max! Not a private room when the wall does not go all the way up to the ceiling! #badairbnb #airbnb makeshift rooms should not be allowed. Has to be a breach of fire code.… https://t.co/gJSJDMYDLC

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

#airbnb #fail #haymarket #sydney When you book a ‘private room’ and the wall does not go to ceiling 😭 waiting on a speedy resolution before my comedy course starts tonight. #possiblyhomeless #comedy #journey https://t.co/pNdP7qN4jv

[Nicole Seifert @NGS_CMC]

Things you don’t expect #inthebathroom quite a nice touch. Also the best beetroot yoghurt cake at Speedy Plates #haymarketsydney #sydneycdb #sydney #comedy #journey https://t.co/t9N1EwSXSx

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scullintraders supporting the local #community . Looking forward to seeing this grow! @ Scullin https://t.co/lNUYoaOBWm