@Harry_Styles A message from our daycare app. Thank you for adding some excitement to what is usually a calm, daily routine of moms cutting me off and toddlers sprinting across the street. I expect to see you personally out directing traffic. Should be a fun week. #harrytraffic
@Harry_Styles A message from our daycare app. Thank you for adding some excitement to what is usually a calm, daily routine of moms cutting me off and toddlers sprinting across the street. I expect to see you personally out directing traffic. Should be a fun week. #harrytraffic
@rkahne This really hit home for me in a timely way. My wife and I are having our 21 week ultrasound tomorrow morning. Our thoughts are with you and yours. Thank you for sharing and stay strong.
Sen. Mitch McConnell's net worth:
2005: $2,962,015
2015: $26,927,535
Increase: $23,965,520 (+809.1%)
How does a senator earning $193,400 a year increase their net worth by nearly $2.4 million a year, every year for a decade?
@mulaney as our collective fav comedian we reference you and your material on our podcast. We have decided to put a nickel in a sock everytime we do this. I think we are up to $43.15 is there a charity we can send this to?
Just left a meeting with Chuck and Nancy, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quickly open things up, are you going to approve Border Security which includes a Wall or Steel Barrier? Nancy said, NO. I said bye-bye, nothing else works!
Turns out that the smell of burnt Tupperware at the bottom of a dishwasher smells an awful lot like gas. Thanks @austinfiredept for the quick response.