Nicholas Goodwin

[Eric Wastl @ericwastl]

I'm going to write a story about functions that don't return anything.

It's called "The Silence of the Lambdas".

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

A JavaScript developer walks into a bar. By the time they go to order, the bar is abandoned and out-of-date.

[Jeff Atwood @codinghorror]

In the future, there will be JavaScript http://t.co/mHXI2MFjby

[Damen @thesifter]

http://t.co/Jddnfiqa04

[Nicholas Goodwin @NGoody]

@arielvalentin I agree. I'd enjoy this way just as much without the query dsl and just the really nice jdbc -> object stuff

[Nicholas Goodwin @NGoody]

@arielvalentin after using scalikejdbc (really nice jdbc facade) I never want to go back. A good sql dsl is the way to go I think.

[Pete Cheslock @petecheslock]

If you’re starting a new project and are using Mongo, stop and have someone punch you in the face instead.
https://t.co/Z7zh77Qg73

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Moore's Law: Wolfenstein game graphics, 1992 vs 2014

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

April 4, 1975 – @BillGates and @PaulGAllen formed a partnership in New Mexico. The venture was named @Microsoft.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best.” apparently isn’t an appropriate response to breaking production.

[Nicholas Goodwin @NGoody]

@mdenomy or depending on bias one side of cup cakes and one side of charcoal pieces

[Nicholas Goodwin @NGoody]

@verdammelt alternatively my next attempt is going to be cupcakes. Those seemed to have helped in the past.

[Nicholas Goodwin @NGoody]

@verdammelt it's been decided! A spanish deblume is now a requirement.

[Nicholas Goodwin @NGoody]

After two one hour planning meetings of arguing is it too soon to just flip a coin?

[Ben Halpern @bendhalpern]

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

[Pascal Wallisch @Pascallisch]

Proper labeling of axes is absolutely crucial.

[Ivor Tossell @ivortossell]

*This* is how you write an error message.