Jerk Shanahan

EX-NHL Department of Player Safety Parody. Running the shit show in Toronto #unsafe #bitches #money #toronto

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Not sure which one I am swiping right for #unsafe

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@KelseyGraice I love that stuff I have had so much oprah in my mouth over the last few weeks. Like endless amounts of liquid oprah #unsafe

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@KelseyGraice be careful if you go into the ocean... Don't want any 10 foot great whites taking a chomp out of you #UnsafeCalifornia

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@BottleOfSmoke17 it's all the same. Don't think much into it

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@BottleOfSmoke17 it's called QOTSA

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@BottleOfSmoke17 I just started writing. Because I live in LA and I needed to do some kind of acting or music type thing lol

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@KelseyGraice don't you ever forget which fake Shanahan account first had your heart! #whenyouwerelateshifting #unsafe

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@BottleOfSmoke17 music ?

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@BottleOfSmoke17 yeah I'll make a new one up

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@KelseyGraice happy Canada day doll

[Jerk Shanahan @NHLSafetyShan]

Getting rid of this account. Real life takes over from here on out. If you want this account DM me why I should give it to you #unsafe

[Jerk Shanahan @NHLSafetyShan]

.@JamieErdahl are you fucking kidding me

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Dallas putting in the effort to get past the first round next season

[Annie #BLM @DirtyWater444]

Here's how to donate to Jessy's memorial fund & help her daughter - http://t.co/yOFuXW4FVy http://t.co/4HWKtb5HKG

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A little late but I found out an amazing person left this world way too soon.RIP @hyhena444 may the Bruins win every game in heaven #RIPJess

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#NHL15Bergeron

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- Brendan Shanahan

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This is the #unsafe truth. I just don't care. See you all soon

[Jerk Shanahan @NHLSafetyShan]

Alright since hockey season is pretty much over (congrats LA) I have decided to take an extended leave of absence. See you soon #unsafe

[Jerk Shanahan @NHLSafetyShan]

#unsafe #StopWhitePeople2014