NHS Bill

I'm the love child of Andrew Lansley, he conceived me in the pub and refuses to abort me, shame the gv'ment isnt pro-choice (of the people)!

[NHS Bill @NHSBill]

I can't see why you've got a problem with the #NHSBill I think you're all just well jell

[NHS Bill @NHSBill]

@skimmingstones2 @plodinnotts @bengoldacre All the GP's support me, she's spoken to them all and this is evidence, not anecdotal at all!

[NHS Bill @NHSBill]

I'm the love child of Andrew Lansley, he conceived me in the pub and refuses to abort me, shame the gv'ment isnt pro-choice (of the people)!

[NHS Bill @NHSBill]

@Lala_Lansley Let me die

[NHS Bill @NHSBill]

@plodinnotts I am honoured to be featured in your tweet

[NHS Bill @NHSBill]

I probably should stop existing now....