Foundational Yoruba Man🌶

Lawyer|Muslim|OAU|Manchester United Frustrated Fan|AfroBeats||Writes, sometimes|Cats|Wazza🐐

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

I start risky text with “without prejudice”. My chain is fake jorr

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Awa keh 😂😂😭

[s @exfootballfan]

We're a top 3 team in Europe and the most devastating counter-attacking team on the planet.

Wouldn't surprise me one bit if we batter either Barca or Real Madrid in the Champions League this season.

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

The Big Leagues

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!

Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Up there 😩

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Fault In Our Stars’ was released 12 years ago today.

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

2 actually but Brooooooo!

[(fan)Lenny @munclenny]

KDB had one assist the whole season after playing with hojlund 😭😭😭

[PFA @PFA]

A record breaker and the Premier League players rate it 🫡

Man United’s Portuguese magnifico is in the Top Six for PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

@_Faridah___ This exam wey you finish dey somehow oh

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

I get one experience with a female lawyer. She burst my head gan 😂😂😂

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I don’t understand some lawyers.

Before court sitting, we were gisting and talking about the case. I even told you I’m handling it pro bono.

During court sitting, you stood up with confidence and asked the court to award ₦700,000 costs against me.

Oga! What is your problem?

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Robert Lewandowski?

[Solace Chukwu @TheOddSolace]

I have no words. None. Words literally fail me.

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Brooo 😂😂

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Too easy to be a politician.

[Sir Francis Imariabe @imariabe_jnr]

My Edo 💔😓😭

Excursion to fly over.

We haven't had it this bad!!

This person who carried this kid here should be flogged!!

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

😭😭😭

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Koto Aye 1 & 2

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

What movie traumatized you as a kid?

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

You get responses like “When?” “need”
Stfu mehn!😭

[ASA | THE SOCIAL MEDIA PROTÉGÉ 🐦‍🔥 @mayo_naisee]

This bandit situation has evolved into a full fledged Fulani xenophobia and very soon we won’t be able to find the thin line btw staying vigilant and wrongfully lynching innocent Fulani individuals.
This is what this government has done

[Mr.Page @mfc_mrpage]

What If Gabriel scored that Penalty?

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Welcome to United ❤️🤝

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

He is enlightened 😂

[Variety @Variety]

Tom Holland would call "Spider-Man" producers from "The Odyssey" set in order to "lay down the law" about filming blockbusters the Christopher Nolan way:

“I'd say, ‘We are not going to come to set and figure it out. We need to know why we are making this movie beyond the fact that it’s ‘Spider-Man 4’ and they make loads of money and we’re going to just have a big summer. Why are we making this movie?’ And Destin was super instrumental in that, but it was just really great to constantly be calling up the studio and [producers] Amy [Pascal] and Rachel [O’Connor], who I love, and be like, ‘Well, Chris is doing it this way. This is how I think we should be doing it.’ ” (via GQ)

https://t.co/Gf5DPJBs9r

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

God abeg

[Foundational Yoruba Man🌶 @NHaleed]

Make this country even good make these banger boys and girls reduce. Blocked some keywords but they still creep onto my TL 😫