Niall Trainor

One of north Belfast’s finest exports...

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@trussliz I think you’ll find it was actually hilarious. I guess the only people who should be offended are lettuce growers as it reminds consumers that they don’t last very long 😂😂

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@Sirjohncurtice @danwootton @Specsavers I think @danwooton has issues that go beyond what @specsavers can assist with

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@simonclinton @Sirjohncurtice I’m gonna tentatively suggest that esteemed Professor @Sirjohncurtice might just have worked out by now that the “gate” bit comes from “watergate” 😂

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@Paulus_Bill1977 @Sirjohncurtice For most tories, the only decent odds they’ll get are if they actually retain their seats 😂

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@MrBButterfield Time to set up your own political party - Buttform!

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@GaryGibbonC4 given you are a big fan of @MrBButterfield any chance you can get him as a pundit for the Channel 4 election night analysis? Might even show up those @RestIsPolitics chaps 😂 @serafinowicz @Channel4News

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@ChrisGPackham can you do me a favour and tell what type of bird this is. Literally so loud it wakes me up at 5am every morning in south east London !

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@michae1trainor @campbellclaret @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook *your brother obviously !

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@michae1trainor @campbellclaret @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook You should have told him his brother was watching him at the Albert hall only a week ago! 😂

[Matthew O'Toole @MatthewOToole2]

Most people in NI don't want this and virtually no businesses want this.

It risks both a hard land border and a trade war in the middle of the biggest inflationary squeeze in a half a century.

It is a characteristically reckless act by a desperate Government of charlatans.

[Max Walters @MaxW_88]

Will @peppapig v Wolfoo be the new Colin v Cuthbert?
First look at the substance of the claims filed in the High Court this week. @eOneUK - the owners of the rights to Peppa Pig, are claiming copyright and trademark infringement as well as passing off.
https://t.co/6xNCD6Q1yc

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: More embarrassment for Matt Hancock as he misinterprets the meaning of ‘hands, face, space’.

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@michae1trainor Curious to know how you’d get into Liechtenstein anyway given it doesn’t have an airport so the only route in is....via the EU.

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@JVCampbell Surely the only way it could be breaking news is if William slagged him off?!

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@timkeyperson @watsoncomedian @AlexHorne I'm just waiting for the day when someone says "Victoria Pendleton" - and instead of saying "No more olympic athletes" it's "No more jockeys". Too good an opportunity to miss.

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@paddyforte @JARichardson03 @richardosman @michae1trainor Auditions to get on the show? Better start practising those orchestra excerpts then 😂

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@JARichardson03 The mind boggles, it really does.

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

Because imagine the carnage that would ensue if - heaven forbid - some musicians based in the EU decided to put on a 5 week concert tour in the UK 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://t.co/FTMJjGz4l2

[Niall Trainor @NIALLTRAINOR]

@mrjamesob On his logic, Trump had no mandate whatsoever the last 4 years given he lost the popular vote in 2016. But sure why let the trivialities of logic and fact get in the way of the argument though?