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Not role-playing anymore. Just the thing I get logged into when something redirects me onto this hellsite, oops.

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『𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙..𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.』

— SHADY OF THE SPLATSVILLE HIERARCHY —

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[ snoozing in the lobby. He's on one of the couches in the locker room, practically cuddling his eliter as he snores.

He's been up all night practicing, so he needs the rest. ]

[shady @shadym4r]

i forgot to post this again

[ً @bIeedingdove]

⠀⠀i know that i'm weak、i know that i'm vile、but sometimes that is needed to survive.

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " well, I did spook you earlier well enough to almost make you drop it.. "

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND [ shady never used to drop things. Especially not the one object that brings him the most comfort ever, really.

He shrugs. ]

" containment.. Yeah, sounds valid. Hope it doesn't get dropped, though. "

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND ".... I'll just. Get it repaired. Again! Just the. Uh, third time this week. "

[ he's. Dropping things and stuff a lot, huh. More anxiety. ]

" how does one study a thing in a jar anyway.. "

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " study? That sounds. Very boring. "

[ he kinda wants to take a closer look through the glass but taking out his scope he dropped it.

Staring at the shattered glass of the scope on the floor. ]

"... Darn. "

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " if that's the case!

Then I believe you. Why are you holding onto it, anyway? "

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " it does! Cause it gives your claim of this thing being bad actual weight. "

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND [ squinting. You know, like someone who doesn't believe you. ]

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND "... Did you get caught in it before? "

[ head tilt. Looks comical, but all his attention is entirely on Ocho— eye contact included! And we all know how HARD EYE CONTACT IS. even for a serial starer as Shady. ]

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " well how could that be!!!!

You clearly know something youre not telling me. "

[ he tries to cross his own arms but his left arm gets hit by muscle spasms so he just holds it in place instead. ]

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " if it's a bad thing then why are your tentacles reaching for it? Checkmate! "

[ shaking his hands in a flapping motion, to both self regulate and try and shake that twitching away. ]

" it won't be that bad! Nothing this cool looking could be bad. "

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND ".... You just want the fluffy for yourself. "

[ pulling on his hat flaps. ]

" You fiend! Not letting me touch fuzzy things, be it this or the parts of your head... "

[ his hand twitches violently, pulling off his hat so he has to put it back. ]

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " How could it be dangerous. It's fluffy! Nothing that's fluffy could be dangerous. "

[................... The fucking beAR- ]

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " it looks fuzzy. I need to touch it. Looks like a good texture. "

[ shady do not. Shady DO NOT. ]

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND ¶ YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT

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@SPLAT8RCHY2ND " I see!

But what's the stuff? It looks funky. "

[ using the damn scope to get a better look. ]