Nihilist Listerine

Not sanctioned by the real Listerine. Not real at all.

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Exit bag on his head, the helium taking consciousness.

He thought, "Shit, why'd I eat those sardines?"

Listerine: C'mon man what the fuck

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#MarchMadness prediction: Society remains an eternal slave to meaningless distraction.

Guns come in 2nd.

Listerine wins the bronze.

[Nihilist Listerine @NIHILISTERINE]

The Snakes of Satan await as much as the Saints of God. Both are false.

Rinse today with #ShamrockFresh Listerine!

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Tears in the child's eyes, mom holding them at the sink.
"KEEP SWISHING, THIS TEACHES YOU OF LIFE'S AGONY"

Listerine: Pain is ageless.

[Nihilist Listerine @NIHILISTERINE]

Years from now, when you're post nuclear apocalypse Mole People, remember: Society is built upon the bones of the #FRESH

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Long after the maggots have feasted on your flesh, your skull has no choice but to smile 💀

Listerine: Making corpses aesthetically pleasing

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It's Friday! #PartyTime

While you sit alone chugging Listerine think about unattainable happiness

Listerine: We'll try to comfort u 2nite😐

[Nihilist Listerine @NIHILISTERINE]

This #tbt ponder on how you were infinitesimal and nonexistent before your parents did the sex. 👉👌

Truly dismal #FRESHTHOUGHTS

[Nihilist Listerine @NIHILISTERINE]

Some say you cannot know true existence without a foray into true vice

Listerine: We're not saying anything, but hey... MAINLINE #FRESH 💉

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Bloodied, naked and staggering towards the gaping maw of the void. Remember... LISTERINE POCKETPAKS now in #COOLHEAT flavor.

[Nihilist Listerine @NIHILISTERINE]

The blacked out room, sitting next to the corpse for 7 days. The act never caused concern, but the smell did.

LISTERINE

#FRESHENTHEDEAD

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👩 U need to be more emotionally open
👨 U kno I'm incapable
👩 But...2 kids, 6 yrs of marriage
👨 I ONLY feel Listerine #FRESH
👨🔫 👶🔫 👧🔫 👩🔫

FIN

[Nihilist Listerine @NIHILISTERINE]

The gunmetal on his tongue. Acrid as his tears overflowed.

"Why? Why? Why? This tastes awful."

Listerine: Make a #FRESH exit.

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You have constructed rules to define time. You call it Monday, we call it #OBLIVION

Listerine: Accept the death of self, be #FRESH

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2025: Her boot on his neck.

"You have no use anymore, we fixed reproduction & your breath is bad."

*SNAP*

#HappyInternationalWomensDay

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If there was a god, surely that god would prevent all this human suffering and tooth decay.

Listerine: Literally better than god.

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Razor blade trembling in his hand.

"Do I cut lengthwise or across? Fuck, this blade is filthy."

Listerine: Make a #CLEAN getaway.

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Tonight you may dream. Teeth falling out like a derelict piano. Wake. Panic.

Listerine: Your dreams mean nothing. You should know by now.

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The bathroom light flickers. Everyone gone. Staring at the remnants of the broken mirror. 30 seconds. Rinse. Listerine: You are #EMPTINESS

[Nihilist Listerine @NIHILISTERINE]

#fbf 🌌

You are merely highly organized stardust.

You will eventually return.

Listerine: Your insignificance is #SoFresh