dank baby

certified normal boy

[dank baby @NILTIACCAITLIN]

my taxi has my window open and it’s very cold but i’d feel rude putting it up, maybe he wants my window down who am i to question someone in their own car

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

why be... when you can be..

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

SMH 🙄

[dank baby @NILTIACCAITLIN]

why do chickateaes shed like that it’s embarrassing

[dank baby @NILTIACCAITLIN]

my taxi rear ended someone and was so concerned about me in the back but like babe i’ve been in like 5 crashes my the time i was 8 i didn’t even feel that

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: cellular telephone
Confidence: 4.01%
Submission by @ShadowShell51

[Organic Consumers Association @OrganicConsumer]

Sleep tight!

[Beana Colada @lisaobeanz]

British People: You need to be respectful during this time.

Also the British earlier this year:

[dank baby @NILTIACCAITLIN]

i love festivals cus i be as autistic as i want and everyone just thinks i’m on drugs lmao

[dank baby @NILTIACCAITLIN]

70,000 people at EP and i’ll still manage to bump into every person who’s ever seen me naked

[dank baby @NILTIACCAITLIN]

just saw someone flossing at EP and honestly fair fucks pal i haven’t brushed my teeth in days

[Rhett Allain @rjallain]

Tree frog on glass

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: chocolate sauce
Confidence: 2.7%
Submission by @redrockrubu