Susan Rienzo

Actress, Writer, Editor, Excel spreadsheet guru, Glamma

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Watching the NBA draft and seeing all the families dressed to the nines and so proud of their athletes is just very sweet to me. ##NBADraft

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

@spookylilj And it’s a talent that not anyone can do! I always thought I’d like to wait tables but could not get hired because I had no real experience!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

People who try to get off the plane out of order are the reason we can't have nice things. #WeTweet

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Please check out my fun new Instagram page at https://t.co/9avU0WmxAi

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

@succession Wow guys. Just wow. Powerful stuff.

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Tonight’s episode of @succession was some of the best acting I have ever seen. I could not look away.

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Wordle 656 2/6*

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sometimes a girl’s just gotta post her Wordle

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Saw what I thought was a homeless woman in the grocery store parking lot. So when I went in I got her a nice loaf of fresh French bread. When I came out I offered it to her and she said "no thank you." So now I don't know if I insulted her or she just doesn't eat bread. 🤔

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

How is it that people always chase each other through restaurant kitchens in movies and shows but the kitchen staff never seems to care?

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

@ofctimallen They are stalking you!

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

I feel like some of these Super Bowl commercials need more backstory

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Alexa, here’s a tip: when playing a game and someone wants to stop, please don’t say “wait!” It makes you sound so very needy.

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

All the people complaining about how cold it is in Arizona this winter better keep quiet when it’s 115° out

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Mrs. Santa brought my husband a shower poof in his Christmas stocking and it has been life-changing for him. He’s wondering why it took her 40 years to share this information.

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

@jimmyfallon Buy a home

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Coming up with a new password is adding another exclamation point to the word that’s been my password for the last 15 years. #WeTweet

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

In the mile long line at Fry’s and knocked over the endcap of crackers. As I was picking them up, someone asked me if I work here. Interesting thing was even though I don’t, I was still able to tell her everything she was looking for was located.

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

Never have I ever emergency parked for 2 minutes in a handicapped spot and then fake limped. Or have I…?

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

After 5 weeks of post-Covid congestion, I discovered a different and better way to blow my nose that is possibly the greatest thing I have ever discovered. I don’t know how I got to this stage of my life without ever doing this before!

[Susan Rienzo @NJ2AZSusan]

“I don’t know, but I’ve been told, you never slow down you never get old.”
-Tom Petty