nikleback

AHHHhhh

[marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

This is AI, do not come

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

scientists are calling me "the one person that is allowed to put q-tips into their ear canal" saying things like "she's just so careful" and "i don't know how she does it"

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

at the doctor's office booing all the names being called that aren't mine

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

as a kid i thought she was so beautiful

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

ever since I was a child I knew I wanted to eat Chinese food

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

[weather @dsxf234161]

it snew

[clare @sadderlizards]

saturday night let’s go crazy

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me by 9pm on new years eve

[nikleback @NJBaggins]

is soup

[Joey 🇪🇸 @suzukiplshomer]

Whoever scheduled two Midwest teams at 8:08 PM deserves jail time

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

smoking that shit like keira: NIGHTLY‼️

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

quick somebody send me $7000

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

making a playlist just in case

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.