NJHaikuGirl

Tweeting my anguish at America in 17 syllables (more or less) at a time. Yes, it IS that bad.

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The teacher pay penalty has hit a new high: Trends in the teacher wage and compensation gaps through 2017 https://t.co/8WZErOtq5y

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There's a big billboard on private property in NJ that's not too flattering of Trump. What do you think? https://t.co/7mJk27MsLD @nj1015

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Michael Cohen's Lawyer Says His Client Would Never Accept Pardon From 'Corrupt' @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/YqiuVqjdhZ

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In case of Mueller firing, break glass: Dems prep an emergency plan https://t.co/PL40IgXuMc via @nbcnews

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Do we owe Sinéad O’Connor an apology for speaking the truth about church child abuse? https://t.co/3BHIAY38ES

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Sung to the tune of ‘Julie’ by #BobbySherman

Rudy Rudy Rudy do you think that
(Rudy Rudy Rudy) we don’t see
(Rudy Rudy) you’re as big a liar
(Rudy Rudy) as Baby Blimp Donnie

#TruthIsTruth #MondayMotivaton #MondayMorning #VoteBlue2018

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In honor of @OMAROSA being the itch @realDonaldTrump just can't scratch, I bring you "Oh! Donnie", sung to the tune "Oh! Darlin" by The Beatles... And a one... two... three... Everybody sing now!
#FridayFeeling #OmarosaTapes

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@thehill Et tu @RandPaul ?

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@joeynovick Klingons, definitely.

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In honor of @OMAROSA being the itch @realDonaldTrump just can't scratch, I bring you "Oh! Donnie", sung to the tune "Oh! Darlin" by The Beatles... And a one... two... three... Everybody sing now!
#FridayFeeling #OmarosaTapes

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@realDonaldTrump Sung to the tune “Bad Boys” from @Cops

Black knees black knees
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they kneel at you?
Black knees black knees kneelin’ in pain
So all the black boys don’t die in vain

#BlackLivesMatter

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A proposal would involve providing special trains to white nationalists https://t.co/LUU6Dv9RSp via @FortuneMagazine

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Arizona is Building Tiny Homes for Teachers Instead of Paying Them a Living Wage https://t.co/eAYJs7XoHj via @dianeravitch

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Sarah Sarah, smokey eyes
Sarah, Sarah, full of lies
Sarah, Sarah, how do you sleep at night?

#ThursdayThoughts @PressSec

[Chuck Todd @chucktodd]

An extraordinarily disappointing moment by @PressSec just now... Her inability to acknowledge the role POTUS has played in all of this media bashing only hurts her own credibility...She had a chance to defend the institution and take the high ground and show leadership, instead..

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@JulieLB Sorry! Don’t change your name on my account. 🤣

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Sung to the tune of ‘Julie’ by #BobbySherman

Rudy Rudy Rudy do you think that
(Rudy Rudy Rudy) we don’t see
(Rudy Rudy) you’re as big a liar
(Rudy Rudy) as Baby Blimp Donnie

#TuesdayThoughts
#TrumpBabyBlimp
#RudyGiuliani

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#Trump looks like a duck
#Trump lies and cheats like a duck
Quack! Quack! Guilty duck

#Sad #Weak

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

1. Threaten Terrorist State
2. Meet with Terrorist State
3. Cave to Terrorist State

Rinse. Repeat. https://t.co/21lr7vbSKG

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Perspective | The game was rigged in Ivanka Trump’s favor. How did her brand manage to fail? https://t.co/o4TIEsH8Cd

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N.Y. Times publisher says he told Trump that attacks on media could lead to violence https://t.co/mvNNnWl7tX

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.@realDonaldTrump Walk of Fame star was smashed to pieces @CNNPolitics https://t.co/ztKIpvOCKH