Noah Sandel

Sarcastic & Liberal//HIMYM Lover//Aspiring Penguin//Wannabe Poet ---

they/them ---

All views are my own//@N4MProductions//#PrudesAndMoods

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

To those I don't or can't talk to for various excuses or those who stumble across my page or social stalk me for some, noted, very peculiar line of reasoning: know I still think about you. Every. Single. Day.

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Autobiographical novella.

[Goodreads @goodreads]

What is the scariest book you’ve ever read? 👻

[Jennifer McCormick @mccormickforgov]

Kids.
Women.

Two really, really good reasons to vote @INDems.

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

@OhWonderMusic is one of the only artists that make me cry album to album.
#CanWeAlwaysBeFriends

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Thought Jesse knocked on the inside door of an airplane restroom.
#TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

I'm just glad the sex date let Gabby narrow down for hometown. It's good for small talk. #TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

*whip sound*
#TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Vegans are neither on the menu nor a welcome guest. Quit trying to make me sit down, too.
Grievances grieved.

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

Quit trying to sit at tables that have you on the menu instead of the guest list.

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Ice cream socials were pretty unsocial. #EatMoreScreamLess

[BARCLAY, ACTIVATE PICKET LINE @TomSwiftWriters]

*goes to cabinet, gets a glass, turns on sink, fills glass with water, takes a sip, smashes glass on the ground, SPIT TAKE*

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Well, we know what happens near windmills on #TheBachelorette ...

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Would like to see the win-win upside of @JOSH_GORDONXII to the #DaBears if the #Chiefs make some roster decisions. Get Fields a WR2 to slide over opposite Mooney and a body for defenses to choose between Kmet or Flash. Just saying. Think about it. Win-win.
#NFL #NFLTwitter

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Meatballas gonna take shots. #TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

#Meatball Sub-tweet. #TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Hope this doesn't lead to marinage. #Meatball #TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

We love cocktail cancelations almost as much as we love Jesse's "Y'all better not eff this up" attitude.
#TheBachelorette #Famiglia
@JessePalmerTV

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

On the idea for BacheloretteSsss.
#TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Totally no drama on this group date...totally. #TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

The kisses this season wouldn't win @MTVAwards. #TheBachelorette

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Uh oh, don't get the word "messy" involved - Katie may come for you.
#TheBachelorette #12DaysOfMessy

[Noah Sandel @NJSandel]

Woah, woah - spoiler alert. #TheBachelorette

[Rachel Recchia @pilot__rachel]

I love you grandpa john!! #TheBachelorette