Norm Jayden

Fed up North Londoner, tired of Enfield Council's corruption, incompetence, and disregard for those paying their wages.

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@ELLEmagazine @Vogue @Playboy @GQMagazine

Any thoughts on a photographer who claims to do work for you saying there were no gaschambers used by Hitler? Not really a good look for your publications to be associated with.

These screenshots are from his Threads account...

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Whine harder, it's funny.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Thanks for the heads up, I was looking for something revolting to avoid like the plague.

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

It's been 12 years? I remember when all this was fields, and far fewer neo-nazis.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@DanRather The only problem regarding Trump rallies being cancelled is it's unlikely to affect his support.

You have to remember the majority of his cult are also evangelical Christians, and Christ hasn't shown up anywhere for nigh on 2000 years but they still throw money at his churches.

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@ksorbs Are you still a thing? Sorry, I haven't been paying attention to your existence for the last couple of decades, since back when you were vaguely relevant.

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@yousician Hi, I've a friend in another country whose young daughter would love Yousician for singing, but they can't afford to join.

As I've recently had to buy the family plan as it was cheaper than renewing the single can I give one of my unused memberships to her? Thanks.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Spineless coward owned by MAGA extremists says what now?

We all know if you don't do exactly what you're told you'll be thrown out like a mouthy sex pest's wife from a performance of Beetlejuice!

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@OccupyDemocrats He imagines he'd be safe in Russia with Putin, he probably thinks defenestration was the guy who played Bones in the original Star Trek.

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@MausMasher @DonaldJTrumpJr

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Post more impotent butthurt, Junior, it's funny. Gives us something to laugh at while we wait for the next indictment to drop.

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@mattgaetz @NEWSMAX These the whistleblowers who spread conspiracy theories and refused to do their duty, and in no way qualify as whistleblowers?

Why don't you Venmo them the money, like you did the underage girls. Allegedly.

Btw, being a tosser is no way to live your life, ask Gym Jordan.

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E Jean Carroll may have been awarded $5million but when you consider the impact it had on her personal life, the way it ruined in a way that can never be got back, it still doesn't seem nearly enough.

Trump wanted the Central Park Five hanged. I'd settle for his castration.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Shut up, cupcake, nobody buys that you have a spine or balls.

Did you think the same when Comey announced Hillary was under investigation right before the election? She'd not been running a scam university, paying off pornstars, or had her CFO jailed. Stop traitoring for Trump.

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Hatemonger says what, now?

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@FoxNews Trump didn't even want visitor logs kept for the WH, where they were required. Biden's is a private residence, not even a golf resort, so kindly shove your gaslighting false equivalency up your conspiracy theory spreading arse, thanks.

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

@RepMTG Of course you stand with him, you flock to traitors like a fly to the proverbial poo.

Given the recent release of text messages it's time you were hauled in for questioning, too, Little Miss Sedition.

[Norm Jayden @NJaydenBooks]

Weird, Twitter locked my account saying there was unusual activity. Well of course there was, it's me!

Hadn't broken any rules or anything but had to verify I was me, something I hate doing as I don't like admitting I'm me.

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@retrologist1 @mattgaetz There is definitely something of the Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy about Matt in that photo. Giggity!

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@FoxNews Thankfully your audience is immune, for obvious reasons.