NKC. Jr

Pennywise 😎

[UFC @ufc]

Headed to the Garden!

#Polymarket #UFC334 Fight Club pre-sale is now live!

Tickets here: https://t.co/lwF4hh7Zyt

[UFC @ufc]

The countdown is on for #UFC333 ⏳

The official poster for our two title fights on October 24 is here!

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[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

And the bitch who killed three kids didn’t

[Prymex.eth 🌊 @EmekaOghali]

Nigerians btw, fuel dey very cost, I complain say I no fit buy full tank again,

Instead make we gather protest, other Nigerians broke shame me, say na me no guide, make I sell my car if I no fit afford fuel.

[Obinna Irobinso @obinna1st]

I bought my boxers by myself two weeks ago and yesterday I changed my toilet roll without spreading my legs for any girl. I love the man I'm becoming

[Obinna Irobinso @obinna1st]

I asked my girlfriend for 300k to help me cater for my household expense, she said she didn't have the money, so I cheated on her with a woman who gave me the money. You can't be broke and expect me to be faithful to you

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, explore random streets, observe people, and be completely fucking content.

Then a woman joins.

Now there needs to be an agenda.

Cafe. Restaurant. Shopping. Tourist spot. Photos.

Next location.

Something always has to be happening.

Meanwhile, a man can grab a good drink, sit in the town square for three hours, watch the world move around him, and think:

"Yeah. This is f*cking nice."

No itinerary. No entertainment. No destination.

Just existing without needing existence to entertain you.

Being a man is peaceful.

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Generation that enjoyed free education wants public universities to start charging 1m naira tuition per student.

[Mike @osemike300]

You see as e sound stupid as na man talk am 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Okonjo Iweala Said Nigerians don't like intelligent people.

Truth couldn't be truer. We prefer Tinubu and Peller. People wey be clowns

[Uche @WIZEINTHEBEAT]

BREAKING‼️I am not interested in being president of Nigeria. I won’t go into politics, it’s too dirty. Nigerians also don’t like intelligent people like me. But I’m willing to serve my country in my own capacity..

——- Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala

[sensível silva @maellsilva00]

Imagina um lutador querendo entrar no Top 10 do peso leve do UFC e se deparar com isso.

🤯

[ANTHONY @AnthonyOnyeGuy]

It's been 3 yrs without it
So where's the N63tn saved?

[primeira fase @kauaygod]

Os olhos chico, eles nunca mentem

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

7yr old me and my classmates after I said “silence is the best answer for a fool” to the class bully

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

The comma, guys… THE DAMN COMMA 😭

[Aprilguy South🇵🇹 @AprilguySouth]

Gay people are peaceful
They’re not a menace to the society
They don’t even go out of their way to show any form of violence or anything
I will JOIN cult

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

Ukrainian Feminists since Ukraine started mobilizing women into the Army