- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏

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[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

ʙʀᴀɪɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜᴛꜱ
ᴀʀᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ!

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

( If anything, his sleep schedule and diet are probably not the healthiest... )

[𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐮 @KONCHUNOOU]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐮𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬.

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Guards, download a Trojan onto this man's computer!

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Sounds like what a slacker would say, hmph.

( Comically crossing his arms, before he grins widely. )

Whatever. Ya better not be here ta bring bad news. Dunno if I can handle it now.

[𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐘 .ᐟ @TH3EVILK1NG]

Slackin' off .ᐣ Haaaah .ᐣ.ᐣ I haven't been slacking off .ᐟ I've just been doing... important things, yeah.

【 <— Lying, but still happy with the presence of the other King. 】

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

I don't care if yer a Rider, Ultraman, or anythin. You touch my kingdom, yer toast.

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Seems like someone's been slackin' off, keh!

( Chugging yet another cola, as a big grin forms on his face. He'd never say it out loud, of course, but the other king was certainly a welcome presence. )

[𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐘 .ᐟ @TH3EVILK1NG]

⠀⠀⠀ YOUU .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 【A wide grin when he saw him.】

Yanma .ᐟ Good to see you .ᐟ.ᐟ

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

// Actual torture, right after I fill my suitcase, 3k yen ohger calibur

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Yo.

[𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐘 .ᐟ @TH3EVILK1NG]

⠀⠀⠀ Is that...

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Keh. Been a bit since I've had ta exert myself.

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

@TH3EVILK1NG // you're cool I get it

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

@TH3EVILK1NG // hey lmao

I also have kaguragi

[𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐘 .ᐟ @TH3EVILK1NG]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 【 TEMP PINNED 】⠀
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⠀⠀ #TOKURP | #MVRP | #SENTAIRP ⠀
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[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

The sight of this guy's already making me irritated as hell. I don't like when someone strolls inta my world an' tries to fuck it all up.

( Shoulders shrug, as he cracks open a coke bottle, downing it like an animal. )

Let's just say I also like ta test the tech I make.

[— 𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙍𝙐 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙊 。 @NIDAIMEWOLF]

seriously? usually guys like you have always got some sorta price attached to it.

[ guess the mentality comes with being a sentai ranger. ]

huh. well, congrats. grit hasn't really gotten me further than tolerating being at the bottom of the barrel.

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Ta take down guys like these? Hmph. I'll do it for nothin. After all, this is a test of my tech.

( He holds his own Ohger Calibur, a particularly big weapon, as if admiring it. )

I made this thing myself. My own blood, sweat, n'all. I crawled ta the top from nothing.

[— 𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙍𝙐 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙊 。 @NIDAIMEWOLF]

i don't really know how all of tega swords stuff works. i don't ask, i just fight with what i'm given.

[ staring at it for a moment, shifting it around in hand. ]

hah? you're one of those people at the top of the world then? got some twist in your generosity?

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

I'm not listening to yer tripe or yer babble. It'd be more interestin' if it weren't as offensive as a flat soda or reheated leftovers.

( It would have probably been more effective of a threat if Dagded hadn't annoyed him half to death back then. )

[calamity king @K0KUSH1BY0]

“Hm, if I had to pick one thing off the list, it would be the restoration of the natural order. Starting with the end of humanity.”

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

It's probably th' same source. It'll make both of our lives hella easier if I'm working with familiar tech.

( Passing him a glass coke bottle. )

That's how I, N'ksopa's top dog, operate. Keh!

[— 𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙍𝙐 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙊 。 @NIDAIMEWOLF]

yea. right piece of work he is, but i can't stand around while he's causing my friend pain.

[ matching the look. ]

yeah. got 'em in this little case — don't use them too often though.

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Lemme guess. McSmiley over there.

( He cocks his finger backwards, a disgusted look on his face. )

I know just that typa guy. You've got the ring, that copies our stuff, yes?

[— 𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙍𝙐 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙊 。 @NIDAIMEWOLF]

. . y'think it still works? i'll go into whatever debt i need to in order to get one specific guy gone.

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

I don't trust the lot of em. Now... I've developed a way of killing em. An ill begotten gift, but... You take what ya can get.

[— 𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙍𝙐 ��𝙊𝙉𝙊 。 @NIDAIMEWOLF]

ugh. so, it's not just the one we had to put up with then? half of 'em suck it seems.

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Oh, great. What do you even want.

[calamity king @K0KUSH1BY0]

“Me, me, memememememememeeeeee! I’m a god! :D”

[- 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏 @NKSOPA]

Guards! Increase all of his subscription plans by 1 dollar.