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[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

cancel the whole damn tournament

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[Tyler Tone🐊 @tyler_tone]

They passed a smoke shop display with a Smiling Friends bong and they saw the future. They had no choice

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

When I spend 20 minutes crafting the perfect email and get no response but Epstein emails like "partty at my place tonite… haha. very fun. u shud come" and 3 presidents show up

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

He’s posting like a girl who has a crush

[Big Serge ☦️🇺🇸🇷🇺 @witte_sergei]

Trump to explore freezing Nicolas Maduro in carbonite for tasteful display in the Oval Office

[debo @killmefam]

Klarna just repossessed my five guys bacon cheeseburger I financed

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

obviously there are exceptions but people who do their grocery shopping at Target are fuckin bonkers to me

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

American TV is fucking wild.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Trump should address the nation with Maduro sitting chained in front of him like Princess Leia in front of Jabba the Hutt

[dot :3 @pookielester]

trump: I’m making the hunger games real

obama: i enjoyed this song about lesbian sex this year

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.”

Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist:

[Large @LargeBarstool]

I’m not political, and, full disclosure, I haven’t seen any confirmation… But this is HUGE.

https://t.co/4A2IeRh65m

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

This is like the final scene of Dark Knight Rises

[Patrick Comiskey @Comiskey22]

At the Chili’s bar at O’Hare.

Guy sitting next to me isn’t flying anywhere. Lives in the area. Stopped here for a drink.

This is, without a doubt, the most insane thing I have ever witnessed.

[🆗 @JJJ4Y0_O]

this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is honestly probably a really important issue to him