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#matchfixing
“Mazima omupiira tuhikire kuguzaanira aha torch”,
a @Kashani_FC fan was heard commenting after they conceded in the dying minutes.

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Tensions continue to grow within the @omujuma camp due to inadequate aura.

“Omupiira tigukumara. Nitweetaaga kukorayo something, but macheda will want to be in the video, kandi obwe taine aura”
A committee member complained.
#omujuma
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#omujuma
“Omusya nabaasa ata kukora launch nk’egyo, obwe omudeeti akyibayo azaanira omu jersey ya last season? Ebi nibireetwa okushanga ngu abakwebembera TY tibiine aura - hati nka macheda”

- an @omujuma fan was heard complaining after @SC_Jabulani cooked #TheLustrum
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#omujuma
“Omusya nabaasa ata kukora launch nk’egyo, obwe omudeeti akyibayo azaanira omu jersey ya last season? Ebi nibireetwa okushanga ngu abakwebembera TY tibiine aura - hati nka macheda”

- an @omujuma fan was heard complaining after @SC_Jabulani cooked #TheLustrum
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[Van Guma @markopolo94]

😂😂😂😂 these kids have brought life to the @ntare_league .

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#kalele
“Our former president was calm and collected. Konka omu gavumenti ya @akansasiraalvi1 waakora enshobi nooba nomanya ngu hariho embooko. Mbwenu how can network with/in such a group?
Reero hariyo kasize, ebyeeye tibihwayo. Akavuyo pro max”.
A kalele fan commented
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#kalele
Some fans think the previous president was good since Kalele people were more friendly to other camps and this smoothened networking.
Some members from different / rival camps were heard saying, “abo kubafunire miriyoni ashatu, hati nibepanka”

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#kalele
The fanbase which was in favor of the former (ousted) president feels isolated and they’re seeking refuge in other welcoming camps like @omujuma & @SC_Jabulani.
“Itwe turi focused on networking. Omwepanko gwa committee ensya niguza kutukora kubi” a fan remarked.

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#kalele
Some fans think the previous president was good since Kalele people were more friendly to other camps and this smoothened networking.
Some members from different / rival camps were heard saying, “abo kubafunire miriyoni ashatu, hati nibepanka”

[NLL Parody @NLL_Parody]

The @sc_kalele #wannabes have fought so hard to be relevant and dominant, but as it was heard from one rival fan, there’s a growing belief that the desert boys will soon drain their pockets and they will be no more.
“Miriyoni ashatu nazo niziza kuhwaho, mugaruke aha level yanyu”

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@sc_kalele fans who are sympathetic towards the previous president threatened to even desert the camp, and in response, a member on the committee said, “mwayenda mugyende. Ogu omurembe tihiine wuturagyeme kugukurata”
#kalele

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#kalele
Some fans think the previous president was good since Kalele people were more friendly to other camps and this smoothened networking.
Some members from different / rival camps were heard saying, “abo kubafunire miriyoni ashatu, hati nibepanka”

[NLL Parody @NLL_Parody]

#kalele
Some fans think the previous president was good since Kalele people were more friendly to other camps and this smoothened networking.
Some members from different / rival camps were heard saying, “abo kubafunire miriyoni ashatu, hati nibepanka”

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Mubasabe endangamuntu

[SC_JABULANI @SC_Jabulani]

@NLL_Parody @FCKabali_ Tibatize ba sponsor shana

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This uncomfortable conversation started last week when @SC_Jabulani announced a partnership and it has intensified today after @FCKabali_ announced their partnership with black lyfe
“Shana macheda niwe kizibu?” - a fan was heard asking
#omujuma

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#omujuma
There’s a section of @omujuma fans (executive members inclusive) that are asking the current administration about any potential partnerships.
“Other teams are getting partnerships. Imwe kamutaku-cookinga?Timwiine aura?”

[NLL Parody @NLL_Parody]

#omujuma
There’s a section of @omujuma fans (executive members inclusive) that are asking the current administration about any potential partnerships.
“Other teams are getting partnerships. Imwe kamutaku-cookinga?Timwiine aura?”

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Between @FCKabali_ and @omujuma, who do you think will emerge victorious as they clash tomorrow?

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“we might never win the shield if macheda is still our coach”

Despite their impressive start, @omujuma fans including some key committee members don’t believe in macheda’s philosophy. Some have even nick named him yakubu (bad omen) for losing 2 finals in a row
#omujuma

[FC Enshaka @enshakafc]

Did you know!

@enshakafc is unbeaten in the last 10 @ntare_league games. Our last loss was in #NLLXIV game week 15 at the hands of @abazibu
Only @nshera_fc is currently only a longer run

#spearheaders
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#omujuma
“Itwe kutukugamba, atugira ngu he is on the @ntare_league committee as if itwe nka TY nikituyamba. Amazima gari ngu macheda aturihize. Tactics myee”

One @omujuma fan remarked after their first game when they drew with @nshera_fc

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#omujuma
in jinja macheda played their best attacker Philip (zinchenko) in defense and @omujuma ended up losing to arch rivals @sc_kalele.
There’s a group of #omujuma boys who are now referring to him as yakubu (bad omen) because he has lost 2 finals consecutively

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#omujuma
“How can you bench one of our best attackers to play a defender?”
One omujuma fan was heard complaining days after macheda lost the kigali final.

Sources @mumberea_ left those beans because he was benched in the final despite his good performance during the season

[KASHANI FC @Kashani_FC]

GW5 squad, we go again boys💪🏽

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#omujuma
against @Abashwekyi, macheda subbed off Dziz (attacker) and brought on boaz (defender). In those few minutes, omujuma lost control and the PTA based side even scored a goal.
It’s the captain Kagezi who brought Dziz back on, and the beans regained control