NLprimetime

We watch primetime news so you don't have to

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Check out the amazing Tickers on CNN-News18.

- A 'SINCERE' OUTREACH
- BUT ANDOLANJEEVIS RANT ON
- THE 'HABITUAL' PROTESTORS
- OPPORTUNISTS SWOOP IN

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[Manisha Pande @MnshaP]

Arnab spinning better than Sambit.

[Abhinandan Sekhri @AbhinandanSekhr]

On @CNNnews18 Anand Narasimhan says - did the govt lose the narrative. But Sanju Verma goes with the Ajit Doval had said the war is being fought in civil
Society & in spite of young Anand’s best attempts she shouts him down and he’s trying hard to prove his loyalty #NLprimetime

[Abhinandan Sekhri @AbhinandanSekhr]

So while @ndtv is going with an exclusive interview with Adele, @republic TV interrupts regular programming with breaking news-Biden is going in for a colonoscopy so power will be teprorily transferred to Kamala Harris
Farm laws toe India mein hota hai #NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Republic Bharat has a sudden Breaking News orgasm between ad breaks to announce that Kamal Harris is going to take over as President temporarily as Joe Biden is getting a medical checkup done. 😂😂😂

#NLprimetime

[Shardool कात्यायन @Shardool_]

It seems like @Republic_Bharat is much more comfortable being a paparazzi channel than a news one, the anchor is literally asking Raj Kundra and the public about what was the need for it cuz he had money and a family.
#NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

On Republic Bharat, anchor is cursing Raj Kundra like a saas cursing her bahu in a K-serial.

"All business has been given to him by his father... didn't need any education because what's the point?"

(TikTok videos of Shilpa Shetty and Kundra play on the side)
#NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Aaj Tak is doing a segment on how to protect yourself from Spyware like #Pegasus. They've brought in a cybersecurity expert to explain Pegasus and give tips for securing yourself.

It's actually useful.

(Can do without the ultra-dramatic background music though.)
#NLprimetime

[Shardool कात्यायन @Shardool_]

@AbpGanga the anchor is talking about people's plight due to the downpour. A state channel talking about the problem of people in the state they cover, Good! 👍 #NLprimetime

[Shardool कात्यायन @Shardool_]

On @Zee_Hindustan's program Rashtravad, the reports about cyber snooping is to disturb the "Nationalist" wave in the country.
#NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

The ticker reads: CITIZENS JUST A PAWN FOR SYSTEM. 0 DEATHS DUE TO O2 SHORTAGE. YES, NOT A JOKE. A GOVT REPLY.

(Passionate tickers for a passionate show)
#NLprimetime

[Tanishka Sodhi @tanishka_s2]

On prime time tonight, Arnab wonders why it's always a certain section of the media that ask for 'strange donations' who end up creating an atmosphere of fear and suspicion.

It's called holding people in power accountable, Arnab. 👀 #NLprimetime
@NLprimetime

[Yusra @yusrano_]

Top 3 stories on @ZeeNews @DNA tonight,
1. Eid vs Kanwar Yatra, 2. the ‘kaale karname’ of Raj Kundra and finally 3. space trip of Jeff Bezos.

Pegasus only worth being dismissed on Twitter by @sudhirchaudhary

#nlprimetime

[Shardool कात्यायन @Shardool_]

On @Zee_Hindustan the anchor is saying that #Pegasus news reports is a new plan of urban naxals to malign Modi govt.
Ummm.... ok 😂
#NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Now Mohandas Pai is screaming at the govt too... but the state governments.

"The centre is only a collecting agency. Why didn't the states supply data of the oxygen shortage in time?... AAP and TMC caused panic in their states, but Gujarat and Karnataka escaped!"
#NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

On Times Now, A Ranganathan is screaming at the government... quite passionately.

He's upset that the govt said that there were no deaths due to lack of oxygen. He says, "Govt was like Kumbhakaran during second wave... this is cruelty."

Sambit Patra is proving it.
#NLprimetime

[Ashwine kumar singh @AshwineSingh]

.@DDNewsHindi पर #IIMC द्वारा मीडियाकर्मियों के बीच विदेशी मीडिया को लेकर कराए गए सर्वे पर बहस.

#nlprimetime

[Avdhesh Kumar @ImAvdheshkumar]

आज की बात के कार्यक्रम में रजत शर्मा ने पेगासस जासूसी पर की बात.
#NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Then he's going talk about a news item that is being discussed in every Indian household today (according to him, of course)

Why is Raj Kundra so greedy to earn money?
#NLprimetime

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

It's time for #NLprimetime. Let us see what is happening in the magical parallel universe of TV news.

Starting with Sudhir. He's talking about, uh, secularism. He's saying we are a country where all religions coexist, but then WHY are lockdown rules different in states!?