NL Traffic Stats

Your hub for every driving and traffic statistic for Newfoundland & Labrador. (100% inaccurate, 100% parody)

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@kimmy_labr If you don’t understand that you’re chronically online and can’t understand how a stranger knows how you feel, I don’t think I can help. I genuinely wish you well.

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@kimmy_labr @Iggy__81 @PrimeVideoCA Again, just take a break from being chronically online. You’ll feel better. I promise.

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@PaulLaneMHA Do you physically attend all the events that you post pictures from on twitter/social media?

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What’s the dumbest question I can ask to get engagement of this insipid app?

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@observe00415724 @nodsnwinks It looks like you have internet access. Go to google dot com. And type ‘yolo’. Thank me later.

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@CJPDoyle Your stupidity negated the need for me to comment. But I did anyway for the fun of it.

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@AndrewMalliaros @heinrichs_helen @ItsDeanBlundell Have a night off Andrew. You’re republican. You deserve it.

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@oldcrow709 @UncleAl91 ‘The’ Ukraine?

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The dog looks pretty guilty if I do say so.

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@DonnieOK #nltraffic would be so much safer if we didn’t have people driving around taking pictures on their cellphones. #distracted #driving

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@PhilipJ89544683 @grhdhp @Crazedblazer @realdefender45 @Nopilled16622 @TheRedMaven Are you a Wikipedia bot?

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@MattWallace888 I notice you have a blue check mark and asked an ambiguous question seeking engagemet. You got it from me. Bot account. Blocked and reported.

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@PhilipJ89544683 @grhdhp @Crazedblazer @realdefender45 @Nopilled16622 @TheRedMaven Find it on “twitter”

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It’s so simple. Yield to vehicles with the right of way. If roundabouts confuse you, ask your doctor if driving is right for you. #nltraffic

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@RedHeadChickie @townofparadise Maybe they are farmers? They probably want to get a head-start on the dandelion growing season…. Seriously though, these entitled clowns need reporting. If you do this, 100% of your neighbours hate you. #nltraffic

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Watch out for #nltraffic delays around Confederation Building today. Protesters seem to be deeply split - 50% hi-viz jackets, 50% camo jackets. Do they wish to be seen or not?! #nlpoli

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@GeneCreamersNL Baymen will, Townies - no chance. 100% accurate. #nltraffic

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B’ys are we going to work on Monday er’ wah? #snowmageddon2 #nlwx #nltraffic

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@keeetnl I do! Do you have a window? Look out, that’s what topsail road looks like. #nlwx

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@stephenkent Did PP say he’d outlaw snow storms? Will he make #nlwx great again? That might be the only way he wins. He should make a ball cap and make you wear it!