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[Big Green Bookshop @Biggreenbooks]

HERE'S A THING.

SIGNED & DEDICATED copies of Mark Watson's (that's @watsoncomedian) new autobiography, Mortification are available to order from us.

Yes, Mark will personalise copies just for you!

It's published in August and you can order it HERE.

https://t.co/d8hL8G4bHv

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Look, I’ve got an autobiography coming out – reworked and improved from the audiobook it once was. It’s meant to be a fun read, but it IS a darker proposition than most books you’ll see comedians release, so I wanted to briefly introduce it here. THREAD!

https://t.co/eDjicUhxMj

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Possibly the most #NoMoreJockeys / #TimKey question ever asked on #Taskmaster. We're not stupid though. We all know the categories: birds, fish, animals, bats, moss...

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

A beautiful set! 😍

[Purple Strawberry 🪡🏳️‍🌈 @purplestrawbs1]

6th April at 10am my Etsy shop reopens and this set of No More Jockeys embroidered portraits will be available to buy! All proceeds from this sale will go to the brilliant @AccessComedyBTL @watsoncomedian @AlexHorne @timkeyperson @nomorejockeys @NMJ_Fans #taskmaster #embroidery

[Hubbub @qnqqnH]

@NMJ_Fans two tickets going for Stewart Lee at the Bristol Hippodrome tonight in, let's face it, not much time.

19.30 kick off, £25 each if the recipient can manage it.

[insert size of if here] if.

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Bit of fun from a gem if you're a Taskmaster fan (small if)

[Elphi @Elphi97]

A little while ago I wrote this cryptic crossword themed around series 9 of #Taskmaster. Possibly there are some people out there who'd like to see it.

The hosts' and contestants' names are there, so that's a good way in if you'd like to try it. (Interactive version in reply.)

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

@CorryLReilly @AccessComedyBTL (we're using this twitter account now for NMJ/NMJ adjacent since we went all 'hi we're a charity now' with BTL 😊)

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Don't mind a Key podcast recommendation from Corry 👀

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Afternoon Gems!! Just about 50 minutes until this week's #TuesdayTeabreak
After a break after our 24 Hour Tea, grab your mugs and bags and post your tea pictures on here and Discord! Use hashtag #TuesdayTeabreak as well!!

See you at 5pm!

[Tom Mayhew @TomMayhew]

I also won't be hosting MOTD on Saturday. I will be eating 48 bags of Walkers Crisps - one for every goal he scored for England - in solidarity with @GaryLineker.

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Tis true. It is the last to be aired, but the first to be sent into the BTL postbox.

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

A Vee Tea? 📼

[Jennie Beard @theshortjen]

Happy 2 years of Tea! Got a little video coming in a couple of hours, but until then, milky way and a tea
Can't believe this has been going on for 2 years. here's to many more!
#24HourTea #TeaWithJennie

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

You just gave us NutTea!

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Come and join the 5pm tea party on discord!

Two years, did we say? 🎈
#24HourTea #2YearsOfTea

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Might be a good time, now hes on the cocktails to share this gem.

#24HourTea #2YearsOfTea

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Oh, nice, very James 'Brooke' Bond!
#24HourTea #2YearsOfTea

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

Be honest, you feel mighTea good about now, don't you?

#24HourTea #2YearsOfTea

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

You look Happ-tea

(Our tea puns may have plaTEAued)

[No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans]

You're so pret-Tea 🦄

#24HourTea #2YearsOfTea