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[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

Chanel West Coast made $142K per Ridiculousness episode to fake laugh at men’s jokes for 30 min. I do that on dates & all I get is disappointment.

[Bullet the Horse @Bullet_OSU]

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[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

@MakenzieNutt Hey 👋🏼

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

Oh damn I really acted this one out

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

“So what is your long term goal? Where do you see yourself in 5 yrs in this profession?”

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

@meelonmuskusa 5

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

“So if you need a wheelchair at this time, come up & get it”- @SouthwestAir

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

@PraePrae11 On this platform? In this economy?!

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

I’ll never forget the time I showed this song to a guy I was seeing thinking he would really like it & he responded, “that’s the worst song I’ve ever heard.” No punctuation, no “lol,” no “haha.”

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

@WIITBA @crackconnoisser

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

Why is Wednesday spelled like that?

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

My sense of humor has gotten so dry that idek if I’m making a joke until I’m done talking

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

“So what is your long term goal? Where do you see yourself in 5 yrs in this profession?”

[sally darr @sallydarr]

photo: me on my wedding day with a man you've never seen before
the caption: hard launch

[Horse ebooks @Horse_ebooks]

Everything happens so much

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

@QUANSOICYY @RllAMU

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

Ppl were complaining about yesterday’s Valentine’s Wordle, but I got it easily in 3 bc I’m a CYNIC.

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

If I make a weak password & my account gets hacked that’s on me. Stop trying to help, I’m begging you.

[nicki murphy @NMe3zyy]

Fine, I’ll take him

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Jimmy Garoppolo and the 49ers are working on finding a trade partner

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

this was my starbucks total at the airport and I said “oh no” and the barista did NOT laugh. ominous at best

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

looks like shit