N Moore

Teacher. Former Spice Boy & actor. @BristolCity. Me: Drawing, Poetry, Education, Geek, SciFi, Gigs, football, food, architecture. :: He/Him

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@brockpierson 🔥🔥🔥

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@shkeela1278 This whole comment section is a wankshow!

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@Timburk1234 @PaulieFord1 @Liza137823 That’s wrong also. You’re not actually spelling the word “water.” You’re spelling a whole other word.
The only sensible answers (there is no correct way, that’s the point!!) are to spell water incorrectly, as it does not specify accuracy.
So the best of these might be “wtr”

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@EAlt0888117 @Liza137823 Hope your lungs are enjoying that sweet sweet Zero you’re breathing in!!

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@DANIELPEMBERTON Really?!
I’m going to have to re-read the book again, but this time with the expanded soundtrack!

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@WorkElizab I see Harambe listening to Snoop.

Anyone seeing a monkey needs some help!!

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@BarclaysUK

So my kids have been logged out of their app, and cannot log back in. Both of them!

Apparently need a pin sentry. What a joke.

Apparently can’t get one. I’m logged-in to my Barclays, but there is no ORDER option in the manage account section.

Sort it out.

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ESF UHD C

@FIFAWorldCup #HAISCO

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Look at this. This is awful design.
It’s a joke. Every week there are examples like this where users have to use the “back” button to go back and see the reference.
Are you trying to wind kids up on purpose?!

@SparxMaths

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I feel sorry for Hull:
Right now the are having to move all of their spies from one end of the county to the other!

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@Sofia50020Sofia

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@honeymoon250 You’re confident that the life expectancy is so low that anyone born in the 80s is now dead?

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@oelma__ U don’t care about furniture, but your wall display needs a third poster:
Project Hail Mary.

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@AmericaFirsst Nobody? You’re confident?
You do realise that most of us born in the 70s and 80s are still alive?
What the flip do you think the human life expectancy is, 32?! 🤷🤷

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Quick question, @Nigel_Farage, @reformparty_uk, and supporters of either:

If the prisoners aren’t allowed out, why wouldn’t you want it in your area?

Because the positives are more need for public services, jobs; and boost the economy of the areas that don’t vote for you.

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@TicketmasterCS

This is just unfair.
If I was ahead of someone in the queue (that’s what a queue is. It’s an order or people.) then the seat shows as available. If I add it to my basket, how can it be gone?!!

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@skytv @NOW It's perfect. It's not funny. Just like 80% of SNL.

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So it's a practice paper from 2019, I'm sure you've been told, but I just found it and I haaaaad to have a word!

#maths #exams
@PearsonEdexcel

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@CenterPopulist @MarkFerg_ @NoContextBrits It’s not because kids like it. You’ve got the stereotype wrong.

The beige food is predictable & consistent. Vegetables, spices, flavour, home-cooked food: this all has such variety.
Autistic people have sensory differences that mean the beige represents a big old safety net.

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@NoContextBrits The “fuck off.”

Those nuggets might be edible. Possibly. The rest is pure “fuck off.”

I’ll tell whoever offered me this crap that I’m not hungry then go home and have a butter sandwich or a bowl of cereal for tea.