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Bo-matúm 🐲

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Haikus paint a world.
Is this world meant to be shared?
Words. Wood adrift sea.
#haiku #haiku111 #haikuchallenge

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I finally have a Bitcoin ⚡️Lightning address and earned 5 Sats from @uxuycom ’s #UXUYairdrop 🪂.

I’m a BTC Holder. 🚀

I pledge to accumulate Bitcoin every day and never sell it.

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It's 2024 and T-Mobile still has problems with their 5G network.

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Pam: It's a butterfly!
Cyril: It's a fountain pen!
Cheryl: It's a Roscharch tattoo!!
-her attempt at a lube tattoo

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Krieger: Are you a demolitions expert now?
Cheryl: It's more of a hobby/religion now.

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Patience and discipline are the two virtues of man.

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The roses are red.
There's a valley up ahead.
Observe where you tread.
#haiku #haikuwhatever

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Fuck melatonin.
My slumber has been disturbed.
You promised sweet dreams.
#haiku #haikumonday

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Dating 101:
Catch a vibe. If it don't work,
then you skedaddle.
#haiku #haikuchallenge

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Searching for meaning.
Is this home? No, it's Patrick.
Hmmm krabby patties.
#haiku #haikumonday

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Changing vantage points
can alter your perception.
#aworthlesshaiku

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A playful estate.
Wading the strait. I await.
His name packs the weight.
#haiku

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3AM Sorrow
Embraces by demons.
The former lovers.
#haiku

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Good news, yall. I'm back.
Cursed in my existences
I sit with my blunt.

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Mastery of a language is knowing how to piss someone off in as few as words as possible.

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I’m done with English haikus. I’m bored.

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1k skips a day.
I’m better than a Lorry.
I’m a fucking train.
#haikuchallenge #haikuwhatever

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Look! A cum dumpster!
What?? You said she has a name?
She don’t act like it...
#haikuwhatever

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We’re chilling like Klein.
Saying graces from behind.
You’re one of a kind.
#haikuwhatever

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They���re chilling like Klein.
Inside is out. One more line?
It’s the final bout.
#haikuwhatever

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She’s chilling like Klein.
Inside is out. One more line
ain’t great for your snout.
#haikuwhatever