3NephitesRoadsideAssistance

Helpful strangers, shrouded in mystery. Already said too much.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

Sister Jensen’s 89 Suzuki Samurai wasn’t quite up to the task of a snowy June day up Little Cottonwood Canyon. Don’t forget that the weather in the mountain west will always surprise you.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

Elder Justice, the after-market spoiler you added to your 2007 Nissan Sentra nearly killed the McCall family of Beaver, UT, when a 35 mph wind gust removed it from its moorings. We were able to see them safely home, but in the future, invest in a tube of Loctite

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

Elder Carson’s Unimog is an off roading dream vehicle. Parking in a wash during a flash thunderstorm was not the best of choices. Insurance will not cover most of it, but at least you got to walk away alive

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

We three have travelled under the radar tracking the Gandianton across the Mountain West.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

Elder Swainson, your love of Diet Coke nearly led to your demise on Rt 91 today. We three can shift rumble strips as needed.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

I would show unto the world that faith is things which are hoped for and not seen. This is not unlike an unnamed water rights expert in Davis county Utah who accidentally waded into a very swollen irrigation ditch. You’re welcome Brother

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

And it came to pass that Elder Jaspers 03 Suzuki Samurai could almost pass the road to Tony Grove. We three successfully towed him to Garden City.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

Will ye stand blameless before god on the last day elder Lindt. Parking with gentile women and leaving the radio on to drain the battery is not the wisest of decisions when in the middle of nowhere. CTR!

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

And god said to Esau, you cannot yoke a lamb. Just as you should not venture into a wash during the mud season with a 86 Honda Civic wagon Elder Freb.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

And it came to pass that a late spring snow almost brought tragedy down upon the Taft family of Weston ID. Elder Taft may count his blessings that the three also know the way to his favorite fishing spot.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

Elder Branson, sometimes our curiosity brings us far too close to another faith’s tragedy. Your mission is to spread the word. Your testimony will now reflect your experience.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

Nefarious roaming bands have plagued the Oquirrah range for the last week and half.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

@EricEricC2 12 years 4 months to be exact. Dry beans are a must

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

And it came to pass that we three found Nathan Petersen buried under 4 feet of snow after a fresh avalanche west of Tenaya lake. Elder Petersen has been reunited with his loving family

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

@EricEricC2 Care bears (Don't know if they eat beets, though)

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

In acting upon our duties helping those of the flock, we have stumbled upon something bigger than us

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

.@B_Fells93 beware of the Gadianton Robbers. Their interests lie with those who would seek to hide the past from the present.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

We three are not the Magi. That being said, we have been in your service for quite some time now.

[3NephitesRoadsideAssistance @NNNRoadsideAsst]

@EricEricC2 We do not require compensation but offerings are appreciated