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raised feral. eat squirrels. amateur herpetologist. also car guy. very car guy.

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When work has been nothing but headache after headache, it's good to enjoy the basics when they arrive in your life. Basic '76 Turbo Carrera.

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@SinistralRflmn Always thought "Molon Labe" meant "Come, take our morons." But then my ancient Greek is not so great.

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@BCBrownell another fucked up 964.

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@BednarikMatt Lol sucks for you.

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@Chuck_your_guru @InRangeTV @TuckerCarlson @SinistralRflmn Why assume they are equally credulous dipshits?

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@jkass99 That was a eulogy your brother would approve of I'd bet. Deepest condolences to you, the family, and your brother's friends.

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@PieyedP Man loves him some 964s it seems. Probably too put-together for mismatched socks, but betting there are some festive colors is the sock drawer!

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@ESGhound It's not like he's a tankie fuckwad like bs exposed turned out to be. Is he really being a bitch like that though? Sucks if so.

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@medeabenjamin So F16's what? What is it that belongs to an F16 that you do not want them to give? I never knew things could actual belong to planes, the are inanimate objects. Have I been wrong all this time?

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Instagram is impenetrable to my genX brain. Here are some pictures of some cool Porsches.

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@talkwordy My 10 year old scored a 5 on this. Know who I'd count on more in a disaster scenario.

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@GaytonaUSA For $600, almost worth a flier. I've paid more than that for a tire.

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@PieyedP @BCBrownell @rogergarbow @garygastelu @modeleccentric @Snugbucket @DammitIggy @IndigoGentleman @Indy92 Damn!

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@UrMechanic @preneh24 @wrenchnation @KMETRadio @thepulseaz Lol holy shit. Nah it's safe. No worries.

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@Jim_Jordan @OANN Gym, it's in my humble opinion that you engage in unvoluntary Sodomy with goats. In which you are being sodomized. That is the first amendment.

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New exhaust browning nicely! #Turbo #Porsche

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I WANT TO PAY YOUR NEXT CAR PAYMENT! 🤑

My new experiment. How it works:

1) Comment what car you drive and your monthly payment

2) Like, RT this tweet and follow me! @GuyDealership

3) I'll pick one random person and payoff their next car payment :)

GO!

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@GuyDealership '00 Dakota. No payment obviously. About $400/mo in gas and tolls though.

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@Keubiko @Gl6nGlen @WallStCynic You can't be Sirius

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@sanlorenzogold Can you make payroll this month?