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8/23(日) 23:59

8/22からベータ早期アクセス開始
プレイした感想も募集中！

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@khalenNOTkaylen

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@DOWResponse @SecWar packin on da pounds pete

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@DHSgov i am begging you to pretend to be a professional organization that is an arm of the united states government, and not a shitposter from 2005.

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@DrJeffColyer "governor" - bitch you took over for a guy who had to quit because he fucked up so bad, ran on his dumb policies and THIS culture war bullshit, and got your ass handed to you before the general. sit the fuck down

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@Antonireality @SenatorShaheen now we can shift the suffering to people who can't afford healthcare instead of it directly impacting you, so everything is fine, right?!

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@Daniel80919678 @sphere_stat31 @RapSheet Cardinals averaged 3.95 yards per play in Weeks 1-5 (Kyler), averaging 4.44 in Weeks 6-9 (Jacoby.)

They converted 38% of third downs Weeks 1-5, and 56% Weeks 6-9.

So.... no. No, none of what he posted was true. Also not what NGS are.

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@DJM2241 @mkraju The bill that hasn’t made out of committee? That was introduced 4 weeks before the shut down?

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@alanmlevin @Delta the whole airport is on ground stop so you aren't going anywhere anyway

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@libsoftiktok @ring @ICEgov @DHSgov So you would like websites to be responsible the all of the content their users post?

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@FiveTimesAugust @moderna_tx None of this shit is real

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@JJDEMARAY @ProFootballTalk No one gives a shit you fucking tired weirdo.

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@MdBreathe judging by your pinned tweet, you expect yours to be an appearance on the podcast for idiots who feel smart for a few hours

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"...the Vice Presidency is a mostly symbolical job."

"uh huh"

"However, if we came to a uh different understanding-I can handle the more mundane jobs: fighting on twitter, guzzling Ozempic, whining on twitter, making myself the face of healthcare cuts, crying on twitter..."

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@ProFootballTalk wait until the Bills tie and it impacts their playoff seeding. rule changes the year after.

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@JDVance real quick, who controls all three branches of government

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@drmistercody @NBCNews oh so you mean literally exactly what we expect from them at this point. cowards

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@NickLenBurns @EricLDaugh

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@GaltMD @Psychosunf69318 @_celia_bedelia_ you would think an MD would realize that just having an "idea" doesn't mean people should pay attention to it unless there's actual science accompanying it, not rfk throwing some shit against the wall because he already killed vaccines without mentioning autism

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@KSHB41 @lilyosheabecker the link to the presentation on the website isn't working. it's linked to file:///Users/kshbedit/Downloads/RBLP%20Presentation%209.15.2025.pdf