NOLOASFUCK

"Boyfriend Dick" Haver | Below to Mid Level Stroke Game | Eats it for Fuel and for Pleasure | Valedictorian at Reply Guy’s University

[NOLOASFUCK @NOLOAF]

update on the strap situation: i used it on her and during the sesh she moaned her ex’s name out loud 😃

[silly s @sourbrains]

I think I like the right side of my face better

[NOLOASFUCK @NOLOAF]

one time i was at arby’s and the manager walked up to me and said i should i apply bc he “liked the way i ate that meat mountain” 🫩

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@favputaaa i’m not balding either but i’m nosy 🤭

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@niiasymone then i stand corrected 🧍‍♂️point still stands about u being fine tho 🫦 LDKSKSLSK

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@niiasymone BTW 23 looks really good on you oomfie 🫦

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@gnomicore your last words before getting banned from 5 guys 😭😭😭

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i was trying to make my meat look bigger using certain camera angles, but the live photo exposed how small i really am ☹️

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@DuffSpl1fad0 Você sabe como é humilhante ser tratado apenas como um par de pênis e bolas? ☹️ Enfim, qual é o seu número de telefone? 📝🤨 LDKSKSSMS

[ella ✧ @ellacerebro]

rabisquei uma labubu na cara

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@JUICYANIMEBOOBZ i mean at least she was being honest? 😭 we love a women that communicates 😍😍😍

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one time this girl told me she had to leave our date early bc she had to be home on time for her dick appointment 🫩

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@imeliass_ my pump game may be weak, and my penis may be small, but if ppl can get even a couple laughs out of my situation, it would all be worth it in the end 🥹❤️

[NOLOASFUCK @NOLOAF]

now she wants to use nicknames in bed. if my name isn’t moanable, you could just say that ☹️

[🦦 @mightbmichaela]

^-^

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@waterbabi3 so you’re 21? i tell that you take care of yourself 😏

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@ifeelaliveeee this is sending me 😭😭😭 next year i’m going completely sober 🫶🏼

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@waterbabi3 no but 22 looks good on you OOMF 🫦

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girls will say anything to make conversation with you nowadays 🤦🏻‍♀️ like what do you mean you were ALMOST puerto rican?! 😭

[NOLOASFUCK @NOLOAF]

@nqpsqv between the whole strap situation, and the girl who charged me a “small penis” tax in order to go on a date, i’m not sure how much more emasculation i can take ☹️LDNSLSLSK