𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 !

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#HBRP || #HHRP || #OCRP

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ *(ɢᴏᴏᴅ), ᴜɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ *(ʙᴀᴅ)!

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[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

. . . You're the picky one, aren't you?

[A chuckle.]

Well, what kind of pizza would make you NOT hate us all?

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

Yeah. So, it's like, pizza dough, chocolate sauce serves as the marinara, you can put any candy want on top?

It's really puts the "pie" in "pizza pie". :)

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

Guess you don't want a slice of my dessert pizza, then. . . A shame, really. . .

[Trying not to smirk or laugh.]

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

@CANINEANGST //I feel that, I'm terrible at editing, so layouts take positively FOREVER! But take your time, friend! /gen

[📺 ‍ ‍ ‍𝓒𝑬𝑶 . @V0XTEK]

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⠀⠀#𝐕𝐎𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐊⠀⠀𝙖 𝙫��𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮
⠀⠀𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 ,⠀𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚
⠀⠀𝙬𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 .⠀𝐖𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑽𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑼𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑻𝒀 .

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

. . . Do you want some of my cookie butter or somethin'?

[She's holding a jar of the aforementioned cookie butter, a spoon, and is eating out of said jar.]

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

//I think I wanna do some june art,,,

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

@HELLSSAV0IR //

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

@HELLSSAV0IR //I GOT REALLY FUCKING SCARED FOR A SECOND--

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

Neither can anyone else! It's all about faking it until you make it. People who are "good" at flirting did that, and then once you "make it", you're golden.

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

[Aight, fair enough.]

Hey, you want some ginger ale? It's unopened.

[Offering the can of ginger ale to the imp, and sure enough, it's sealed.]

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

[Turns around, surprised.]

Thanks so much! Your fashion sense really strikes a jackpot in me!

[Pause.]

I am terrible at reciprocating flirting, I'm sorry.

[Looooona @IMPputonhold]

Flirt attempt: "Hey. You have nice legs."

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

// https://t.co/1wiwpkly3z

hi ik this is irrelevant but i made angel dust's mom as an oc and if you guys could follow/interact, i'd be soooo happy! Thanks, ily all /plat

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

. . . No idea. I'm not from this world, I guess you could call me an alien, but not in the "extraterrestrial" kind of way.

[Dancing around where she's actually from like her life depends on it.]

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

@ANGLDSTS // me on my fucking way to design angel/arackniss/molly's mom right now

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

I have no idea what that is.

[Blunt as a hammer, she offers a half-shrug.]

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

I don't even know any other demons like you. Then again, you reek of the living world, so . . .

[She seems satisfied with that answer he gave, though she trails off a bit, wrinkling her nose.]

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

. . . That was your idea of a joke?

[She'd shoot back, putting her phone and stylus away. Staring back at him with just as much of a look.]

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

+ or not.

[𝐉 𝐔 𝐍 𝐄 ! @NOODLEH0UND]

Look, I'm not your therapist or life coach, but if you treat your family like they're lesser than you, you'll regret it later in your life.

[Shrugs the hound, looking up from her phone for a second.]

I have 6 other siblings and we're stuck with each other, whether we like it +