𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿.

────────── ▸ 𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝚂𝚃: 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭.

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

⚗ - idk uh *deletes pinned just to be safe*

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

⚗ - LMAO i got a copyright strike?????? uh

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

⚗ - AND UH? I MADE THAT EDIT??? LMFAO????????

https://t.co/r30FBxMOei

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

** ALL IMAGES USED IN THIS EDIT WERE RIGHTFULLY MADE BY TOONBUTCH. **

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

i literally only came here to say i'm hot too

[˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝘽𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓻 . ˇ ⊹ @fearfulhostess]

https://t.co/fPbEt2Szbd

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

⚗ - i am not the dr. bubby from the series hlvrai. my account is meant purely for satire.

[Forzen @lstremaining]

" ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵘʰ.
ᵀʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐ. "

[ ᶠᴼᴿᶻᴱᴺ ⁻ ᴴᴸⱽᴿᴬᴵ. ]

#HLVRAIRP - #HLRP - #MVRP

[Charley @nepetismftw]

🐸 - independent charley witherspoon!
🐸 - matches u ! I try my best.
🐸 - #bojackhorsemanrp

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@nihilanthian a CAN'T opener!

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

about the same.

( content sigh. )

it's good to see everyone's faces in the same room. feels like it's been toooo long since that last happened.

[𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗥𝗬. @nihilanthian]

oh, y'know. just - just chillin'.

( and to that, the guard flashes a lazy grin - seemingly content to just lay there on the floor as well, sprawled flat on his back. )

how 'bout you, bro?

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@nihilanthian waitwaitwaitWAIT, hold on!!! i got another, i got another.

okokokokok.
okay.

what do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@nihilanthian A FSHH!!!

A FSHHHHH, A FSHHHHHHH!!!!

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@nihilanthian OKAYOKAYOKAY.
um.

( COUGH. )

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@C00LATTA ❝ How is Sierra﹐anyhow？I haven't seen her in forever﹒﹒❞

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

TACKLES @C00LATTA.

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@physicspuzzles see!!!! see what i mean!!!!
i wouldn't touch your food with a ten foot pole.

( look at that big grin of his! he's not going to surprise attack him again, i promise. )

the feeling is mutual, gordon. you're always a delight to see!

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

hugs @physicspuzzles.

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@nihilanthian we should have nights like these more often! giggly fits on the floor .. this dump could use some laughter every now and then.
OH! i have acquired SOOO many bad jokes these past months. i can't wait to tell them!

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@nihilanthian ( a little? )

gosh, it's been .. so 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 since i just laid down and had a good laugh with a friend.
i missed this.

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@Mr_Coolatta eyes﹒How has life been treating you？Have I missed any significant changes with you or Black Mesa？❞

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@Mr_Coolatta Meanwhile, Bubby finished chewing his bite before gasping with glee and flashing him a bright smile.

❝ Hot cock on a rock！I don't believe it！❞

He quickly approached him, his mood clearly brightened now that he saw his old friend.

❝ G-Man！You're a sight for sore +

[𝘿𝙍. 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿. @NOTAPROFESS0R]

@C00LATTA ❝ Dull﹐unproductive﹒﹒I might blow something up later today﹒And yourself？❞