@jcasual42 Because of your kindness, dear customer. I shall reward you with this blessing of mine. The blessing of only getting Sampo Koski in every pull!
YOU
YOU YOU. HOW DARE YOU COME BACK WITHOUT ANYTHING NEW. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE MOMENT A THREAT COMES BY HOW DARE YOU CLAIM U KNEW ABOUT ENROUTE AND JUST LEAVE.
@sw999pacman uhhh go eat uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
whoops i zoned out! What were we talking about again? oh right, you could eat my super duper cool ancient relic that will satisfy your hunger in an instant!
Here's a fun riddle for you, customers:
If one customer buys 10 sampo relics & gets a 3% discount on 1 of them, whilst paying full price for the other ones during pride month. How many sheeps will the customer find?
@dazzdazzle I'm feeling the horrors bro.. I don't think I'm making out of this alive bro.. these customers don't seem quite satisfied by my performance bro..
@trailingstelle What's a little lithium battery gonna do to lil ol me? 😅 Anyways, it's alright if you don't shout me out.. sigh! I won't stop until the world knows me as — the best businessman!
@trailingstelle An influencer you say? If you make it big, maybe you could even perform in a theatre stage! 👀 Don't forget to give your ol pal here a shoutout though🥺🥺