Mr ColdFeet

Certified ancient relic agent !! click on the link for FREE CREDITS!!!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

𓏲⠀#businesstwt intro⠀. . .
⠀sam/po⠀⏔⠀kos/ki
⠀⠀ 31 years young⠀𝜗𓏲⠀businessman, chaperone, and problem-solving conversationalist
⠀⠀⠀⠀( ᵔᴗᵔ) #entrepreneurtwt #cutecore #financetwt #ancientrelictwt #maskedfoolstwt

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@jcasual42 Because of your kindness, dear customer. I shall reward you with this blessing of mine. The blessing of only getting Sampo Koski in every pull!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

I'm feeling a lot of malicious & angry energy around me today! I am #scared!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@cinnaxmorxll Being a businessman is hard yknow..😢 im trying my best! kinda!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

Damn my bad

[🎭 moon 🪐(331/1000) for 5* 💣 @moonelation]

YOU
YOU YOU. HOW DARE YOU COME BACK WITHOUT ANYTHING NEW. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE MOMENT A THREAT COMES BY HOW DARE YOU CLAIM U KNEW ABOUT ENROUTE AND JUST LEAVE.

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@bonbonlacey For some reason, i feel even more scared than i was before!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@sw999pacman uhhh go eat uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

whoops i zoned out! What were we talking about again? oh right, you could eat my super duper cool ancient relic that will satisfy your hunger in an instant!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

Here's a fun riddle for you, customers:

If one customer buys 10 sampo relics & gets a 3% discount on 1 of them, whilst paying full price for the other ones during pride month. How many sheeps will the customer find?

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@scionpermanence you think so lowly of me.. im not only a businessman.. but also very sweet & caring pet owner..

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@CerydraPuppet I feel like I'm talking with a genius society member right now! Holy guacamole!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@sw999pacman please don't eat my sheep. Sheepington The Third has done no harm.

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@PrimeNiko33071 who's cutting the sheeps into 9.7 pieces ?! poor sheeps.. oh the horrors!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@CerydraPuppet Ohh thats a lot or questions, pal.. im scratching my head over here

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@dazzdazzle I'm feeling the horrors bro.. I don't think I'm making out of this alive bro.. these customers don't seem quite satisfied by my performance bro..

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@Tuffbelbogian here's a fun riddle for you! DNI

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@Peacockgeneral Darn.. I guess i'll go kick some rocks then..

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@trailingstelle What's a little lithium battery gonna do to lil ol me? 😅 Anyways, it's alright if you don't shout me out.. sigh! I won't stop until the world knows me as — the best businessman!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@CerydraPuppet @jariloseele geeeuuulp! don't worry! Sampo never leaves his crew behind!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@dhrtIover Good answer! you get 1 apple!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@cldpiercing You gotta open your eyes.. let that third eye wiggle its way out of that brain of yours..

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@Sparxie_LOL Back in my days, i wanted to be a lawyer & yknow how it is being a lawyer! gotta get all mathematical!

[Mr ColdFeet @NOTASCAMMER111]

@trailingstelle An influencer you say? If you make it big, maybe you could even perform in a theatre stage! 👀 Don't forget to give your ol pal here a shoutout though🥺🥺