captain carter.

@widowfreed, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ’𝘳𝘦 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 . . .

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

https://t.co/m6z6VqQ5wY

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

I hate the youth.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓝𝑨𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑨. @widowfreed]

Illyana wanted to remind us apparently.

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

No shit.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓝𝑨𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑨. @widowfreed]

us, honey

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

Who is old

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

// I become active only to share her.

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

// guys.

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

if you leave skidmarks in your underwear then you don't get to talk to me.

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

i will, darling! trust me.

[MOVED . @PURRGLR]

fucking destroy him.

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

i refuse to be ridiculed by a man with an unwashed ass.

[MOVED . @PURRGLR]

they’re all so damn stupid .

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

i despise men.

[MOVED . @PURRGLR]

that’s what i’m saying !!

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

'usually' my ass, your sense of humor is dogshit.

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

genuinely

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

do you see anyone else laughing

[MOVED . @PURRGLR]

⠀⠀⠀⠀

DIAMONDS ARE
A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND .

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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓝𝑨𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑨. @widowfreed]

[@NOTFRAGILE] https://t.co/fVZdDwA7AQ

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

// girl these bots need to stop following me

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

// OSUSBABE WHAT IF SPOILERS

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

// thinking about them again…

[captain carter. @NOTFRAGILE]

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆, 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃
100% 𝐃𝐎𝐌
𝐒𝐔𝐁 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐄
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔
𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 & 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.