notJoey

This is a parody account & is in no way related to the Oxford educated J Barton of QPR

[notJoey @NOTJoeyBarton07]

@LydiaRoseBright wow! thats one tasty ass you have :)

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@NatashaGiggs but i thought your hubby drove a van? ah that right you sucked off his rich brother. my mistake

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@themichaelowen WOW you can see why your wife searches for porn daily with your nana patter floating around. really.. twitter that? SADDO!

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@NatashaGiggs I see you still think youre famous coz youre shagging a vanman while boning his bro. class lady

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most decent removal men keep to a strict rule of conduct: £35-40 per hour for 2men. anything below this is deemed being ' taken for a mug'

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@ikins_ at those prices do you give a reciept and employ hourly rated employees?

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@themichaelowen yawn, thanks for sharing that.. back to bed

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I support gay players in the football league, theres too much stick flying around. look at me and my new hat. ppl will laugh but who cares

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I love QPR and London. was reading the news y'day. 600,000 muggings, bag snatches last yr in UK, over half just in L'don! how cools that!!

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@Tim_Cahill @fizzer18 big game? until youve played for the mighty QPR you dont know what BIGGAME means..

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N Warnock is only upset coz his head wouldnt fit into my new hat. all the guys laughed at him and he got upset and slapped the tea lady..

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A wise guy once told me..err I can't remember what he actually said but I didnt understand him anyway so i socked him in the mouth#hahah

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@WayneRooney oi Wayne, when r you gonna man-up and get a hat like mine?

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woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and it shouted "twat", it obviously doesnt know who i am#muppet

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@greypeacock Oi Derry you big slap head. Don't lick M Hughes butt. I'm the new daddy at QPR

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I know I am betterer than most of Englands players, definitlly in the educationil sence

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dont forget football focus at 12.15 Obviously it'll be all about ME ME ME

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@PiersTonight hey piers! how do you manage to squeeze your 38DD into a tight fitted shirt#uneedtoshapeupmoobyman

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@LeeDixon2 yes ask Neil if I can have my ugg boots and mankini back please, washed ideally