NOT Bradley Wiggins

Don't fucking start with me you anonymous cunts. An aggressive parody, obviously.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

What?

[Matt Pickering @pickerchu]

So @LewisHamilton won #SPOTY with 210,000 votes. Remind me how many @NOTSirWiggo got in 2012? That's right 490,000!

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

“@geraintcevans: @NOTSirWiggo Probably your 2nd DNF though.”

Still not your first at a Grand Tour though!

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

“@geraintcevans: @NOTSirWiggo It's 'Il Giro', numbnuts.”

It's not the 2nd Giro, It must be at least LXXXVII.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

Now that's done, I can delete the others once I make a fucking decision.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

I will ride the Classics.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

I will ride La Vuelta.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

I will ride Le Tour.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

I will ride the Giro.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

“@reedy222: @NOTSirWiggo I didn't realise the team sky PR department wrote Chris Froomes wedding vowels for him!!”

AEIOU

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

Ryder was really motoring yesterday.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

If I get 1,000 RTs, I'll sign for @olegtinkov.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

I decide do mental fuckin tweet like @olegtinkov

Cats make me cry..,..,.,

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

@Larsson1967 @100Climbs Note the fucking meaning.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

Didn't say that, did I?

“@Larsson1967:@NOTSirWiggo @100Climbs hm. the assertion is that being chinese means hes should be shit at cycling?”

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

COUGH

FROOMEDOG

COUGH

“@sas99: @NOTSirWiggo He finished the TdF, unlike some...”

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

Chengs Mum

“@Larsson1967: @NOTSirWiggo @100Climbs tad harsh . he was crucial in breaking up attacks. must hav been knackered by the end.”

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

BREAKING - Cheng Ji has just crossed the line to finish Le Tour.

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

"Welsh Crash Magnet"

Fucking brilliant.

“@marcomisticoni: @NOTSirWiggo @itvcycling http://t.co/zcOkue2ALo”

[NOT Bradley Wiggins @NOTSirWiggo]

“@itvcycling: Thomas leapfrogs Porte in GC today http://t.co/QQnzorwgqw”

All those saying it wouldn't be different if I was there

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