JAKE FOOTBALL

I am to fast for you. Your girl probably wants me. Ill show up when I'm ready. Football is life. #gettouchdowns NOT JAKE LACOSTE

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Spent the day looking in the mirror trying to figure out why I'm so damn good. I've come to the conclusion that I must be god himself.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Okay I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking it but does anyone else think it's funny Sherwood thought they could stop me?😂 #statechamp2013

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Today is conditioning day. Thank god Nyquist gave me the day off.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Fuck this lock down. No one can lock jake LaCoste down.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Don't even need an alarm clock. All the girls screaming my name outside my window wake me up. #Itsgoodtobeking

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

@allycatt0 @paigemarie_143 how about you two stop your bitching. Everyone loves a nice ass. Plus you both sent me pics of yours. #immastud

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Night bitches. Talent doesn't grow on trees. Gotta get my sleep too.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Hate on me all you want. At the end the day yo girl still gonna be callin my name.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

4th and 16? Give it to me up the middle ill take care of it.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Why do we even throw? I can do it on my own coach.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Who wants to tailgate with me before my game next Friday? We can go into the game halfway through the second so I can bring my team back.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

@TheReal_LA_Hoda I would run your ass into the ground. #toobeast

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Do you think teams haven't figured out I'm getting the ball every play, or am I just that damn good?

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Got my team In the top 8 now I have nothin to do Friday night. Which one of you ladies wants to change that?

[Chris Coudriet @CoudrietChris]

Yes I did just follow the Jake Lacoste Parody account. #sofunny @NOT_jakelacoste

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Can I just skip college and go to the NFL? #needsomecompetition

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Man I get tired of this question.. No Nyquist you can't be my dad

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Thoughts during practice

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Thoughts during post game interview... Don't be cocky, don't be cocky, don't e cocky.

[JAKE FOOTBALL @NOT_jakelacoste]

Thoughts during a game... Am I getting the ball left or right?... #doesntmatter #scorinanyways