NathanLouis

Secrets hidden pollute your mind...

[NathanLouis @NOTaMango]

@Gosleepriya i am, in fact, in need.

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@StevenDehler Honey, you just walk away. There’s no point in wasting your energy. I’ve walked away from people mid-sentence when you realize they value misguided opinions and feelings over factual information.

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@ATT Your online purchase process is so bad, I was charged 3 separate times for one order, and none of the costs added up. I ended up canceling my credit card and reporting fraud on your behalf. Fuck AT&T.

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@trentcantrelle being stuck at home most days, there’s not much I look forward to… Your sets GIVE ME LIFE! -Dancing in Los Angeles.

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@ATT On my fourth call to AT&T trying to get assistance with my home internet. I sit on hold for over 30 minutes, finally get through. Get disconnected within 2 minutes. Obviously not a call problem as I sit on hold for over 30, or maybe it is? I also have your cell service.

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@Ask_Spectrum Internet outage in Los Angeles? Reports from multiple at home workers they can’t connect to our VPN. Including me.

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@PeteyPlastic @UPS @Autoblow You can fit into one of those? I know you’re larger in that region than I am.

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@trentcantrelle Obsessed in Los Angeles, thanks for the awesome sets on #SoundsLikeRadio!

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@JACKIEBEAT @BarackObama Understatement. If they aren’t enraged at something big, they’ll find anything to be mad at.

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@nuttsy1la It’s the WASP way, even when you’re an atheist.

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Not dealing with things is my preferred way of dealing with things.

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Even though Pence is a decidedly evil puppeteer pulling strings, and he would be next in line after dump. That is not a reason to NOT remove dump from office. Dump has broken the law, and he needs to face the consequences for the crimes he has committed.

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“All mushrooms are edible; but some only once.”

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I’ll be sober for 10 years, in roughly 10 years from now.

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...if video games cause violence, then monopoly is to blame for all the boomers financial mismanagement.

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Homosexuality is forbidden by the Bible, but so are poly-cotton blend socks.

Leviticus 19:19: “You shall not… wear a garment upon you of two kids of material mixed together.”

When they start protesting socks as much... https://t.co/J6LIhrskam

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...but you don’t sound “gay”. Bitch have you not heard me say a single word over the last 40 years?

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I took my phone case off and my iPad case off and I have new found interest in my devices. They feel so sexy in my hands.

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Sometimes two particles get "entangled" when they come out of some complicated sciencey event, and by entangled, we mean they have properties that correlate with each other.

It's like when you flip a coin, and... https://t.co/FCmBSBy6IG

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The Mortimer Club... The ice water cometh.