Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Though I don’t tweet through this page often,
This is legendary.
Even if I’ve been here since 2009 from the page I’ve had prior.
I declined a drink from someone I wasn’t interested in & one of his friends snickered & his eyes went vacant so I apologized & accepted the drink. He spent the rest of the night telling me he was glad I took the drink b/c he would’ve blacked on me for embarrassing him.
Do y’all’s parents like coming over unannounced?
Cause my mama is the QUEEN of pop-ups. I’m about to revoke her key for her own good before she walks in and see me throwing it like a quarterback.