Eric Hoekstra

late-stage evangelical, Keeping Dordt Great, and master of engagement. if you think this is real, delete your account. he/they

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

what did it mean when the killers said i’ve got potential it’s not confidential ? asking for a friend #dday25

[Mel Aura @mel__aura]

🤣

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

The college does not have low standards. The college has flexible standards. When necessary, we can have very high standards.

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

keeping disciplinary definitions vague since ‘65

[caleb “god king of sioux county” m s @caleb_micah_s]

However, I do not think Cornell will take me with +/- 5 counts of “disrupting the peace” or whatever that means @dordtuniversity

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

i hear congress is open to punishment suggestions

[Randy Feenstra @RandyFeenstra]

I just voted to punish and deport illegal immigrants who defraud social security and steal from American taxpayers. #IA04

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

i thought kanye was supposed to run for president this year

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

It’s my American privilege to yell “those goddamned queers” and no Woke culture is gonna stop me

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

if it doesn’t snow on christmas i’ll find a different way to make it a #WhiteChristmas

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

@VivekGRamaswamy really said bring your child to work day

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

anyone wanna place bets on which is the first coach to go after ross douma is out of the AD office?

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

it’s time to bring this one back

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

Starting a game show called too many Munsons.

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

if you aren’t completely and utterly obsessed with lucas lorenzen, are you even part of #DefenderNation
-Barb

[Dordt Defender Athletics @dordtdefenders]

📽️🏀HIGHLIGHTS | MEN'S BASKETBALL
@DordtHoops @ Morningside

Lucas Lorenzen
👉 one of his career-best 6 3pters
👉 3 of his career-high 34 points

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

this year i’m thankful for @dordtdefenders football and zyn

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

remember to exercise those muscles of prophesy, defenders

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

my deepest apologies for the time i've deprived you of the truth you so deeply crave. i'd prefer not to comment on my whereabouts at this time.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

to study for a bio test is to attempt to understand the inner workings of tony jelsma’s mind

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

also pray for him. mans is ZONKED on drugs.

[Eric Hoekstra @NOTerikhoekstra]

every time @PatrickMahomes opens his mouth i hear his voice in my head. please pray for me.

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

Tubi should be SUED for that commercial