Albundy Wannabe

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. Founded by the Amazing Al Bundy , Bowling , beer and the pursuit of a place where men can be men.

[Ray @havenoheart]

#PeopleAreQuickTo moo as they drive by cows in a field.

[Marina 🩷💜💙 @KiwiPie16]

Watching Married With Children, living the @NO_MAAM_CLUB life xD

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

@CoastalPC How could I be, I wake up to the redheaded every morning, that is scsry enough.

[Ray @havenoheart]

The twinkie defense will be used in crimes again, but this time it will be "judge,I spent $30 for a box of twinkies,see I am a crazy moron"

[Ray @havenoheart]

#omgfacts 35% of people don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

[Ray @havenoheart]

No Hurricane Sandy, I said hit the cast of the Jersey Shore, not the coast of the Jersey Shore.

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

#ImportantLifeQuestions Why the hell did I get married?

[Ray @havenoheart]

#ImportantLifeQuestions How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Ray @havenoheart]

#ImportantLifeQuestions How come Ken's genitals look exactly like Barbie's genitals?

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

They say polygamy is having more than 1 wife, I say monogamy is having 1 to many wives.

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

The Luck Of The Irish is a good thing, you could have had The Curse Of The Bundy's

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

"@ShadowEmt: @NO_MAAM_CLUB first thing full repeal of the beer tax right" Hell Yeah!

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

And don't forget #AlBundyForPresident Let's take the BS of political correctness and run this country right.

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

"People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision." The Great Al Bundy #mylifesucks

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

At least the green beer will make the green food in the refrigerator seem more edible.

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

Happy St. Patricks day, a day of green beer and anight of green beer and the nudie bar. It's like I died and gone to heaven.

[Ray @havenoheart]

#ff @NO_MAAM_CLUB a place where men can be men.

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

"It's not everyday an uncle dies and the coroner forgets to lock his house" The great Al Bundy on a glorious day.

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

I sell shoes and Married the redhead need i say more.#BigMistake

[Albundy Wannabe @NO_MAAM_CLUB]

#ijustlostthegame is obviously not about me I scored 4 TD's in one HS football game