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A division of @Metrodinx. We are the GTHA's overpriced unreliable transit service. Tweet us Mon-Fri 7am-8pm or at 666-6666. We Apologize for the Inconvenience

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Lakeshore West Line Update: The signal issues at Oakville GO has been resolved. Regular crappy service resumes. We appreciate your impatience during this morning`s commute. #GOtransit #SignalIssues #AngryCommuters

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Lakeshore West Line: We are experiencing signal issues at the Oakville GO Station. Trains may be delayed up to 20 minutes (If your lucky). An update will be provided as information becomes available.
We apologize for the inconvenience. (AS USUAL). #GOtransit #Signal #Fail

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Bike to Work Day is May 28!
Why not bike to GO?
Track your bike rides for your chance to Get all the details and enter to win at https://t.co/CAsZ5ILcyb
#GOtransit #BikeTO #ouch

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Fire Evacuation Drill - Wed May 16th - 10:30
Starting at 10:30 a.m. this morning, GO Transit, along with the City of Toronto, will be conducting a fire alarm system test at Union Station. In the event of an actual emergency, RUN and RUN as fast as you can!! #GOtransit #FireDRILL

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Lakeshore West Line Passengers: We've received reports that a bridge may have been damaged by a truck between Mimico and Exhibiition. We are waiting for further details and will update you shortly with more bad news. #GOtransit #GOtrain #Delays #GOtransitLSW #PrepareForHELL

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Regular Service Running Today
#ItsAMiracle
It was quite a weekend weather-wise, with a mix of snow, ice pellets, freezing rain. Our crews worked hard overnight to have everything ready to go for this morning, and we'll have our regular service running today.
#Gotransit #miracle

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All New GO Transit Website is Arriving Soon
Featuring a horrible new look, impossible to use trip planner, plus the ability to favorite your trip, schedule or station. It all comes your way tomorrow. (Hopefully, assuming it actually works)
#gotransit #TechnologyFail

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Kids Ride FREE this Family Day Weekend, Just GO! #GOtransit #JustGoAway #kids

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Your Fare increases being put to use:

Hard copy versions of ‘The Unwritten Rules of Public Transit Etiquette Written Down’ are here! #gotransit #EtiquetteFail #PriorityFail #SignalIssue #TrackSwitchMalfunction #DoorProblem #EngineFailure #OperationalAdjustment

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Disabled freight train restricting access to train tracks resulting in commuting misery to start off 2018 #gotransit #Hell #HappyNewYears

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Aldershot GO 05:03 - Union Station 06:10 #GOtrain is on the move, delayed 17 minutes late from Aldershot due to a track switch problem. We apologize for the incompetence. #GOtransit #LetTheDelaysBegin

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"Despite everyone else knowing a traditional Canadian winter was on its way, however, it seems like Metrolinx didn't get the memo." #gotransit #GOtrain #toronto #ONpoli
https://t.co/EC7lTp9CEM

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A Townhall is being hosted by @Metrodinx tonight at 6PM

Location: 97 Front St. W. Toronto, ON – Peter R. Smith Boardroom (4th floor)

Be sure to stop by and comment on our stellar performance in winter weather. (Your train will be cancelled anyways).

https://t.co/JnJRcRHdjk

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Due to challenges on both the LSE and LSW lines this morning, trips were modified to best maximize commuting misery for all customers. We apologize for the inconvenience.^BS #gotransit #metrolinx

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As usual we apologize for the excessive #GOtrain delays this morning. Our winter weather strategy is to pray that it does not snow. When it does snow we apologize for the inconvenience #GOtransit #Metrolinx #WeDontDoWinter

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Join Metrolinx CEO Phil Verster and Sr Mngmt Team for Metrolinx's first-ever (probably last) town hall. This is your opportunity to ask questions about Metrolinx overbudget/behind schedule projects, unreliable services, lack of planning or anything else that comes to mind.

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Oshawa GO 15:20 - Union Station 16:22 train trip is delayed 11 minutes from Oshawa GO because of train traffic and an operator crapped his pants 💩#GOtransit

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Reminder - Platform Changes Start Today! Whenever anything changes on #GOtransit you should prepare for Chaos ! #GoodLuckGettingHomeOnTime https://t.co/fvXknotB0Y

[Poor Commuterboy @TweetOfGo]

... And we've been sitting outside union for 10 minutes waiting to get to our "new platform".
Good ol' @GOtransit https://t.co/DEQ1K7pbYu

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The technical problems PrestoCard was experiencing have been resolved (If your lucky). We apologize for for being an absolute failure of an organization forced upon commuters by incompetent prov govt. Either way we collect our 6 fig sunshine list salaries! #Metrolinx #Gotransit

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Our CEO Phil Handster giving an overview of our plans for expanding on GOTransit Epic Failures #GOTransit #hydrailsymposium #EpicFail #Metrolinx