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[Heatnixx @NPBlaze]

Opinions about an action that is not right/wrong, good/bad, black/white will always be subjective and should never be viewed as right or wrong.
It's all about perspectives.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Hope They’re Paying You People Well And That You’re Happy? Are You All Doing Okay? When You People Are Done Here, You’ll Continue At The Airport Site.” ~ Governor Alex Otti While Inspecting An Ongoing Project In Abia, Checking On The Welfare Of The Construction Workers, And Giving Them Money For Lunch.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

A Major Gen. & his wife are in terrorists den.
An APC chairman in Kebbi is in terrorists den.

Thirty-nine schoolchildren & seven teachers are in kidnappers den in Oyo state. Forty-two schoolchildren are in kidnappers den in Borno.

Meanwhile:

Seyi is campaigning.
Remi is campaigning.
Tinubu is campaigning.
Shetima is campaigning.
The APC are campaigning.

What is the value of a single life in Nigeria?

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Nnamdi Kanu should be freed. Everything that guy said came to pass. I’m not his fan, but his paranoia is justified. Holding him at this point is just a witch-hunt. Uniting him with his family & closing the chapter is the sensible thing to do.

[Tony Ajah @tonyajah]

Yesterday, I was in Umuahia. On our way from Aba, it rained all through the journey until we arrived in Umuahia.

When we got there, I stopped at the New Bus Terminal (Nnenna Oti Bus Terminal). Because of the rain, I quickly went into the terminal to take shelter before heading to my destination.

Since it was my first time there, I had to ask a few questions. From the gate to the waiting hall, I was directed to where I needed to go based on the service I came for. I must say that the reception was warm, from the security personnel to every staff member I met.

While waiting in the terminal hall with other passengers, I decided to get my card for the electric bus since I plan to use it subsequently . The process was smooth and straightforward.

A few things I noticed:
1.The card is quite affordable.

https://t.co/UCG6lEpSJ9 only need your ABSIN number. If you don’t have one, you can get it right there at the terminal.

3.If you’ve forgotten your ABSIN number, it can also be retrieved on the spot.

4.After that, you proceed to get your card, load it with any amount of your choice, and you’re ready to access the electric bus at a discounted rate.

I was genuinely impressed by how easy and organized the process was.

Thank you to the Abia State Government for putting the welfare and convenience of the people into consideration. I am super proud of my state. ❤️

God bles Gov Alex Chioma Otti
God bless Ndi Abia
God bless Nigeria

~ Obiaka Ezinne

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

She ate lunch alone for 730 days straight. What this 16-year-old built from that pain now protects millions of kids worldwide.

Seventh grade. Natalie Hampton carried her tray through a packed cafeteria and felt it — that specific, suffocating dread of not knowing where to go.

She'd already learned what happened when you approached the wrong table. The silence. The turned backs. The whispered laughter that followed you all the way to the empty table by the wall.

The one everyone could see.

The one that said: nobody wants her.

For two full years — 730 consecutive lunches — that table was hers. Alone.

The bullying went further than whispers. She was shoved into lockers. Four physical attacks in two weeks. She came home with scratches and bruises. When she finally reported it, school administrators sent her to counseling — to find out what she was doing wrong.

The isolation grew so heavy she was hospitalized for anxiety.

Then ninth grade came. A new school. And almost overnight — everything changed. Students welcomed her. She made friends within weeks. She finally knew what safe felt like.

But she couldn't stop thinking about the kids still sitting at the wall table. Right now. Today.

She remembered what she'd needed most during all those lunches. Not a teacher. Not a pamphlet. Just one person saying: "You can sit with us."

So at 16 — with zero coding experience and "a lot of enthusiasm," as she put it — Natalie built exactly that.

She called it Sit With Us.

The idea was simple and genius: students sign up as "ambassadors," keeping their table open. Other kids privately browse available tables on their phones before ever walking into the cafeteria — and show up knowing they're already welcome.

No public rejection. No moment of judgment. Just a guaranteed seat.

Within 7 days of launching: 10,000 downloads.

Then the world found her. NPR. The Washington Post. CBS News. Messages from Morocco, Australia, the Philippines, France — kids who'd been eating alone for years, finally finding a place to belong.

Sit With Us now operates in 30 countries.

"Even if it helps one person," Natalie said quietly, "it was worth building."

She turned 730 lunches of loneliness into a lifeline for millions.

That's not just survival. That's transformation.

[Faithfulness Okom @AttorneyF_]

Christianity has the harshest verdict on human nature of any religion on earth. It also has the most extravagant grace of any religion on earth. That is not coincidental.

Every other religion does one of two things. It sets a bar you can clear; works, rituals, devotion, and moral accumulation, with a path to standing before your god with something to show.

Or it dissolves guilt altogether, telling you the self is an illusion, that sin is merely ignorance, that enlightenment is just a reframe. Human religion, across every culture and every century, moves in one of these two directions. Earn your way in, or talk your way out.

Christianity does neither. It does something no human committee would or could design.

The Sermon on the Mount is not mere moral teaching, it is an intense prosecution. Jesus does not merely raise the behavioral bar, but He relocates it to the interior, where nobody can hide. The Pharisees; the most disciplined religious performers in the ancient world, could clear the behavioral bar. They could not touch the heart bar. Nobody back then could and nobody since has.

Anger is murder, lust is essentially adultery. When Jesus finished speaking in Matthew 5, no one in that crowd was still standing, all their defenses collapsed. That does not look like religion, it resembles a courtroom. And the verdict is an emphatic GUILTY, without exception.

Now watch what happens next.

The same God who delivers that verdict does not simply show mercy. A judge who acquits a criminal is merciful. What Christianity offers is not acquittal. The criminal does not simply walk free. He moves into the judge’s house, he gets the last name and he receives an enormous inheritance. Romans 8:17 says we are heirs of God and co-heirs with Christ. Not pardoned, or tolerated but adopted and entitled to the full inheritance of the eternal Son.

People underestimate what that inheritance means because they think in earthly categories. The richest human who has ever lived will die, and his estate will eventually dissolve. What Romans 8 describes is something creation itself is groaning in anticipation of; the full revelation of the glory of the sons of God. You are not inheriting assets. You are inheriting glory. The shared, eternal glory of the Son of God.

No human religious imagination arrives here. The gap is too wide. The indictment is too severe and the grace is too extravagant, and they are too precisely proportional to each other to have been invented. The depth of the hole and the height of the rescue match exactly. That kind of architecture does not come from a fleshly committee.

The most devastating indictment in the history of religion. The most generous verdict in the history of religion. Both in the same book, both from the same God. The paradox is not a contradiction. It is in my opinion, comprehensive proof of the substance and the veracity of this beautiful faith.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Can I beg that after elections

All campaign buses be converted to Ambulances and donated across the country to save lives

Some can also be converted to school buses

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Japan said what the Dems refuse to admit:
This guy nails it.

"We’re proud of our culture. When in Rome, do as the Romans do."

No halal pork tonkatsu. No rewriting our ways to accommodate demands. No colonizing by turning the host country into the one you left.

Assimilation isn’t Islamophobia. It’s basic respect.

The Dems keep importing chaos and calling it “diversity” while real nations protect their identity.

Wake up, America. Assimilate or gtfo. Am I right? Or just get out.

(Yes, this is a satire skit but an accurate one.)

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Something isn’t right in our police service.

To fix the problem, we have to first accept that there is one.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Nah, this is amazing.

Ireland 🇮🇪 didn’t qualify for the World Cup, but their flag is similar to that of Ivory Coast 🇨🇮.

So a pub in Ireland, decided to support Ivory Coast at the WC. They’ll be selling Ivorian meals & playing Ivorian music.

This is top

[OLORUNWA 👑 @GODDEYGD22]

This man struck gold

The Rule of Thumb with Women and Relationships

Any woman that is not actively trying to help you reduce spendings or save money is not the one for you

Know this and know peace

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Obidients are roasting one APC data boy... 😂😂

Peter Obi said the population of EU is about 450 million.

The APC data boy rushed to fact check the statement and claimed that it's a lie because the population of Europe is about 750 million.

Now, Obidients are teaching him the difference between European Union and Europe. 😂😂

[Ada Ehi @AdaEhiMoses]

If you don’t have your voters card and you are a Christian, brethren

You are a big part of the problem. Because tell me how God is supposed help us bring about a positive change democratically? God is not a cheat!

You have faith, where are your works!

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

39 kids & 7 teachers were abducted in Oyo. 42 were abducted in Borno. Nigeria embezzled +$30m meant for Safe School Initiative (SSI).

I’m so proud of the teachers. From Lagos to Port Harcourt, Bayelsa to Maiduguri, all across Nigeria, teachers have risen.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Been getting a lot of very positive reaction to my extended interview with @KemiBadenoch - which has now had over 600k views.
Her party may still be very unpopular but Ms Badenoch is getting increasingly popular.

[Rep. Wesley Hunt Press Office @RepWPH]

🚨 New York Democrats just voted to erase "Mother" and "Father”.

Governor Kathy Hochul will be replacing "mother" with "gestating parent" and "father" with "non-gestating parent."

This isn't inclusion, it's insanity.

While New Yorkers battle sky-high taxes, crime, and failing schools, The state is obsessed with rewriting biology and the English language. Real parents don't need woke bureaucrats redefining them.

Reject this nonsense.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

There was a fake audio attributed to President Tinubu about 1week ago, which was wrongly attributed to VDM.

That same day the government sprang into action threatening to arrest VDM and to fish out those behind the fake audio. All this was simply because of politics- as the voice note makes claims of certain words by the president that are potentially politically damaging to his demonic 2nd term ambitions.

Today LESS THAN 1WEEK,
The government has arrested the person they claim is behind the fake audio.

By the way,
This is the same government that has failed repeatedly to fish out terrorists who kidnap, slaughter and murder Nigerians on a daily basis.

As I type this,
Over 40 children, including 2yr olds and 3yr olds are tied up in kidnapper caves for over 2weeks and this govt has FAILED to fish out the terrorist animals behind it. Yet see the speed they used to find the man behind the fake audio said to be Tinubu voice.

It is very clear:
It is not that the nigerian security agencies are weak if they choose to do their job, it is that the nigerian government is useless, satanic, pathetic and simply does not prioritise the lives of ordinary Nigerians.

Your life doesn’t matter to Tinubu.
Always remember this. Never forget.

[Balatic (PO=Comp+Integrity+Equity) @Balatic]

@aonanuga1956 @Biggi19001979 Wonderful. But the person who gave Lere Olayinka access to sensitive voter information remains unknown for obvious reasons. The plea for unity didn’t even last 24hrs. I guess you couldn’t help it. See as you quickly became police pro

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

INEC is manipulating the Voter Register.
INEC is manipulating the Voter Register.
INEC is manipulating the Voter Register.
INEC is manipulating the Voter Register.
INEC is manipulating the Voter Register.

They are systematically deleting the Voter Registration of certain demographics. Kindly rush to their portal & check to make sure that your CVR Registration is still valid & is found.

RETWEET MASSIVELY & SPREAD THE WORD!

[Kevin Edger @KEdge23]

Keir Starmer looks absolutely rattled.

Excellent performance from Kemi Badenoch at #PMQs, going on Labour’s ballooning benefits bill, paid for by Labour’s tax rises on us all.

It’s in Labour’s DNA. Higher taxes to pay for more benefits.

“The problem is the Labour Party”