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NerdOut is reportedly in. We are not quite sure as to what, but sources says it could be catastrophic.

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This just in: Rustage and ABSXLUTEXERØ will NOT be beating the allegations following their newest songs.

[BritishJuggernaut @brit_juggernaut]

TOP 5 NERDCORE SONGS OF THE DAY!

WE GOT ON TODAYS TOP 5:
@danielrustage @Daddyphatsnaps @GameboyJones @RedRobOfficial AND @absxlutexero

THESE MFS JUST DONT MISS I LVOE NERDCORE AJAHSAHDHASHDAHH!H!H

THIS SOME HEAT YALL KEEP IT UP IM LOVIN YO SHIIIITTTTT!!!!

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Reports indicate FabvL spends 90% of production time trying to figure out which letters get capitalized.
He still can't figure it out.

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Glitch Whisper reportedly facing a lawsuit due to not having whispered in a single song. Thrizzy pins the blame on GameboyJones for being too loud both "in the studio and out"... whatever that means.

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ABSXLUTEXERØ's name has been confirmed to be true after sources says he gets absolutely zero bitches.

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Freshy Kanal reportedly lost his 4th grade spelling bee. This may come as no surprise considering he misspells "Freshly" in every video.

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Insiders report JT Music has said "this might be the one" about every song. To this day, it has not been "the one."

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GameboyJones has become a meme trend with his song "HIT THE JACKPOT!"
In an interview with GBJ, he said that he "hit the jackpot with this one" and that he hopes to "really jack it off again"

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Sources say that Rustage made the song Culling Games purely so he can say "I'm taking backshots"

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@pirateking_AB bro's not a true fan

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@SenJinWo

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Despite recent claims, HalaCG is in fact NOT a winner. He was last seen at a casino in Vegas, in which he ended up losing over two billion dollars by betting everything at the roulette wheel on black.

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Connor Quest!, Rustage, Shwabadi, and The Stupendium are in fact NOT British.
Their upcoming tour involves Germany, where they will announce they're all actually German and not British.

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@DhakalUjwa14237 "Parody account"

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Reports just in: None Like Joshua welcomed back to the nerdcore community with some warm milk and cookies after saying nerdcore should have nothing about nerd content in the songs.

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source: @brit_juggernaut

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Sh!nki is reportedly the freakiest nerdcore artist of 2025
Will he be 2026's freakiest nerdcore artist?
Who is gonna top him in 2026?
Wait not that kind of top—

[CONNOR QUEST! @Connor_Quest]

No luck yet but I found this hole gunna check in there

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Daddyphatsnaps and Oricadia reportedly both love Captain America.
It is unclear as to whether they will team up to be an Avenger's level threat or not.
Experts are still monitoring the situation.

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Connor Quest is now searching the oceans for the secret of the One Piece after Eiichiro Oda revealed it is somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.