NPC Jake

Hi I am a fairly normal person public account for @jakeisunhinged

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

Why can’t I tweet on my priv?

[Gadget @Gadget440]

🚨 Myron Gaines assures Louis Theroux that his girlfriend is fine with one-way monogamy, and him having multiple wives.

How it started vs how it's going...

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"This is Louis Farrux, mate. Not a pedo." 🤣 🤣

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

tour has been insane love u all💖

[tifa 🏳️‍⚧️ @tifagirlx]

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU SEE TRANS WOMEN AS WOMEN 🙋🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️

[Alice💗 @AALL11CC33]

For all the men out there this is how you become 37% more attractive

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"You sound like Bonnie Blue.. Are you getting triggered? "

He's a walking contradiction, and he can't see it.

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

a reminder

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

The ‘99 Spurs were ripping Starcraft LAN parties in the hotel before destroying your favorite team LOL

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

@suzijodie Because he’s insaneeeeee

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

@currentiyke The shower runner confirmed that Dexter didn’t break the code when Logan died.

https://t.co/9BFhgso2kF

[Vlad_The_Inhaler @Poppa_Bear1974]

@YoungBobTPUK Bob chill the fuck out and enjoy your teenage years before you age into a miserable grifting cunt.

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

I pay for @paramountplus and the Dexter shows are the ONLY reason why. No point in me keeping it in the down time after Resurrection Season 1 if they aren’t going to bring back Original Sin

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

It actually is so painful that @paramountplus cancelled Original Sin.

The casting was perfect, the writing, true to Original Dexter, just because it didn’t get the expected numbers because people don’t want to pay the subscription fee.

I hope they reconsider or sell the rights

[Dexter @SHO_Dexter]

The man behind the laugh 👏 Jamie Chung welcomes Alex Shimizu to the #DexterOriginalSin after show #DexterFinalCut 🔪 Watch more on the Dexter YouTube 👀 https://t.co/88FofUJhY0

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

PEAK dev responds to Roblox copy 'CLIFF' after it surpasses 163,000 plays

"Would rather you pirate our game than play this microtransaction-riddled slop ripoff"

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

Imagine that your family tried to tell you this never happened during your recovery, but whilst being sedated you remember this definitely happened.

[elina 🔮 🍉 @bogwitchbooks]

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

@NeilNewbon terribly sorry for spooking you today from my Uber window, I saw you as I went past and fanboyed immediately.
I hope you have a lovely afternoon

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

Tbh Gregory House and Dexter Morgan would probably be friends.

[NPC Jake @NPCJake]

@Lin_Manuel I’m begging you

[Salraris Phoenixfaith @salraris]

First Time hitting 3K rating in M+

I still prefer raiding but I’m proud :)