Phil

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

I jumped the gun on the Tom Brady retiring report earlier. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Prayers go out to the legend DMX https://t.co/wSOHcsmwna

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Wow. Already got my stimulus. Amazing how quickly things get done when you have adults in charge. Don’t forget - not a single Republican voted for this.

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Hah Mac actually asked me to make this to promote Best Day Ever, I ended up meeting him about 5 years later. Rip Mac, I rewatch his Tiny Desk concert a lot

[STRAPPED! @STRAPPEDUS]

Bobby Shmurda’s mom has now confirmed he will be released from prison next month 🎉🙏

[OfficialJayKing @__JayyKing]

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees..

Thank you.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy 9th birthday to “Levels”

[LS @LSXYZ9]

What the fuck is this debate. If the moderator identified Trump as Wave A and Biden as Wave B, he would've definitely crashed this thing on Wave C

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I get on twitter to laugh joke & spit real life shit with people but I’m being very clear with you skip bayless... FUCK YOU....I pray you never have to face mental illness or anything close to what people face with when they have mental health concerns.. you’ll fold like a bitch

[WangleLine @WangleLine]

animals distorted by glass; a thread

[chelsea @chelseadeanne]

Y’all aren’t ready for this debate but.....

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

your therapist should be your therapist

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

The kids at Ron Clark Academy turning up because they’re all going to see #BlackPanther is the best thing ever (IG: mrronclark)

[Lord Zito @VivalaZito]

Wakanda Forever
Rest In Peace King 👑 #chadwickboseman

[✿caitlin✿ @suppycaitlin]

male birth control is free and it’s called having two monitors and a light up keyboard