NPH Goober

Every day is a second chance, make memories not dreams!

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@Unreal_Dev @howlingwolfjoey There is clearly something very wrong with him.

[Tom Whaley @Unreal_Dev]

Dear Humanity.

We regret being grub bastards. We regret coming to the surface, and we most definitely regret that the COG blew up our raggedy-ass horde!

Available to download now! Details below 🧵

[Tony Lane 🇺🇸 @TonyLaneNV]

This is hilarious, but it can also be a scary thrill for a lot of people, adults and kids alike! The sky swing ride at amusement parks is something that will get your heart pounding. Most people would’ve been yelling “let me off” if the ride malfunctioned, but this girl showed she had more heart than the boys, and the looks on their faces at the end say it all.

Would you let your kids ride this?

[Jacob @Burgess_33]

By far the best genre of slop so far 🤣

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@L0SSY Blue Air Force effectively grounded first minute of the game.

[Jessie @Jessiekins]

I hate when people ask what I do for fun. Bro, I'm 32.

Coffee, gym, video games, sending reels to my 2 friends and enjoying cancelled plans.

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@mattvanswol That’s insane! I hope that woman is arrested for doing that to this poor family

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@r00t404t What is the music with the rep public commando? It’s so good and gives me such nostalgia when that original game came out

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@walrustuskofluv @Vincentt1987 Literally doing it now with family and friends 🤣

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

STAR WARS: ZERO COMPANY has the highest Metacritic score of any Star Wars game in 22 years.

[🎃 Connor Dusk 🎃 @TheConnorDawn]

That's what happens when you let players create their own character instead of being forced to play as a cardboard cutout man

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

What does "2008 Ryan Reynolds" mean?🤔

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@AdrianDittmann The flood scene is so accurate

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@ImperioEstoico Fake as fuck

[Galidrum @Galidrum]

Yall got no idea how excited I am for this full conversion mod for @JoinSquad

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Twelve states have formally adopted resolutions calling for an amendment to the U.S. Constitution to establish term limits for members of Congress.

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@MilaLovesJoe Didn’t know women were asexual reproductive 👀

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@Basitrazasamraa @LeadingReport Iran can’t strike our nuclear holdings, and the USA has had a nuclear arsenal for years and doesn’t need to worry about it being used on them and the USA doesn’t host terroristic groups who might use our nuclear arsenal on the rest of the world. Iranian “restraint” is a joke. 😂

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Here’s what Obama said about Iran and nuclear weapons.

Why didn't everyone have a problem with it?

[NPH Goober @NPH_Goober]

@starwars @DisneyPlus Andor was fantastic, I’m not a fan of most of the Disney series that weren’t animated but Andor was great!