Newspaper Zombie 

retired
PARODY/RP | MINOR! | That One Zombie Who Does Crosswords On Newspapers
(Not Affiliated With EA/Popcap)

📰= NPZombie
// = ooc/writer

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

//Man, I'm dead lmao. 💀💀💀💀💀

//Anyway, I'm actually really happy that I've nearly reached 1k followers. That's actually so fucking surprising lmfao. Ty for a whole year later

//Oh well, I guess I'm gonna be fr dead again for a long time. see you guys next time!

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@FortniteStatus have you guys resolved this yet? It's been 2 weeks now since the season started

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

what if i actually do come back for you guys

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@Alexito12341X //womp womp lol

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@PathfinderFacts //too poor to pay a ticket to see it! haha..

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@FootSoldierPVZ I agree!!

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@G_guy_cool //AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HEAVEN VS HELL

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@xuntara111 NOOOOOOOOOOOO????????!

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

bro wtf happened to Twitter. I go away for 9 months seeing twitter looking fucked up and I think the pvzp community is absolutely dead bro. what da hell????

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@DeDonutDude im gonna gag. gag more at the pvz parody community

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@JamesAC17GA //Its fine James. Ty for the happy memories!

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

//Man, I'm dead lmao. 💀💀💀💀💀

//Anyway, I'm actually really happy that I've nearly reached 1k followers. That's actually so fucking surprising lmfao. Ty for a whole year later

//Oh well, I guess I'm gonna be fr dead again for a long time. see you guys next time!

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@Bread_Boi2109 //Its likely because of school.

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

//also yes, I'm still very active on Discord: Deoxyuis#3148 (Could be potentially outdated if youre checking this out in the future)

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

Sauce for whatever idfk: https://t.co/AQXW8szym4

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, BABY!!
So, where have I been? I dunno. BUT, What matters is that your cool newspaper zombie is back, ready to rage when my newspaper rips, and start a brand new adventure! [1/3]

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@Thal_dmo //omfg this is what I come back to.. Lol

[L3FFIAN 🇵🇷 @Leffianxarts]

Let's make #savepvz3 trend everyone 💚🌱

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

//just to clarify boys: @conehead_0 is actually not me. Just wanted to get that out of the way

//Also, I could make a possible return? Personal time is more important and I hope that's understandable.

//thank you guys, and happy life on Twitter! (Cap)

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@WitchCatte

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@Browncoat_Z //good editing skills tho. Similar to mine lol

[Newspaper Zombie  @NPZombieParody]

@PvZ__Network //That's actually really sick! I wish they added this kind of update in the vanilla game tho..