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[Teniola @teniolazai]

You know who really needs half-term? ADULTS. Give us a break pls, we are tired 😭

[𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒂 ♉︎ @loveexhannah]

villain era but it’s just me finally putting myself 1st & not emptying my cup so everyone else’s can be full

[👑 @idollkod]

the funniest celebrity tweets that will always be iconic

a thread 🧵:

[af. @Papa_Yaww]

i have absolutely zero desire to work this week

[mau @villainsaints]

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

[telle @telleeetubby]

Stressing that tomorrow it’s Monday again

[Freshly caught tuna-tartare @D_Radiance]

can you believe there are people out there in the world that don’t know what teams is…never seen or used outlook….don’t know what an authenticator app is….they are truly the blessed ones

[jynx @jynxbby]

the cool thing about this app is you're never the craziest one here

[EK @ek365_]

It’s actually a joke how quickly the year has gone

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

For the lovey Dame Maggie Smith 🥹

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

the devil works hard but 50 Cent works harder

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Sundays are for lovers

Me: Next episode

[Oscar 🌐 @Tweets_of_Oscar]

> Wake up: It's dark
> Commute to work: It's still dark
> Lunch break: It's 3°C, windy and raining
> Commute home: It's dark again

Anyone who enjoys this is a masochist.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

You try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend, and a vacation to go on

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"2024 gonna be my year"
me in july:

[❤️‍🩹 @nielenciagas]

I want my 30s to be the healthiest & happiest chapters of my life..

[ehis @ehisilozobhie]

guys…it’s cold…it’s… JUNE

[D🎭🐉🏆 @vantee_spartaa]

Hayfever this year is on violence